Yes, it is so

The moon really IS made of cheese... The Mars people put it there as a big joke one spring break.

If a princess kisses a frog prince, the frog doesn't turn into a prince again, the princess turns into a frog.

Walking under a latter really is unlucky, but only if the latter is being used by somebody to paint a black cat on the side of a wall.

Is it true you will go to hell if you put your beer in the open light? Do workers at the condom factory put pin holes in them? Is there a pub in canterbury were only nymphomanics hang out? Is it true that a four letter word for intercourse is talk? Also when I die and when im gone will there be one child left to carry on?

lol

This one has been tested positive by my brother:

If you hang your gym shoes on your door nob, wear your pajamas inside out and backwards, make snow angels on your bed, sleep with spoon under your pillow, and it's snowing, you'll get a snow day the next day.

lol i'll have to try that some day

u all are wried

If you smoke filtered fags you can not get prego.

If you smoke filtered cigarettes... you can not get prego?

What?

Prego like tomato sauce?

no like with child