Is it true you will go to hell if you put your beer in the open light? Do workers at the condom factory put pin holes in them? Is there a pub in canterbury were only nymphomanics hang out? Is it true that a four letter word for intercourse is talk? Also when I die and when im gone will there be one child left to carry on?
If you hang your gym shoes on your door nob, wear your pajamas inside out and backwards, make snow angels on your bed, sleep with spoon under your pillow, and it's snowing, you'll get a snow day the next day.
-Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. <BR> <BR> -Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. <BR> <BR> -Dishes must drip dry. <BR> <BR> -It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. <BR> <BR> -You may
hehe... no one's been here before. He did you know that it was illegal to throw a jar of pickles at a trolley in Boston? (i think that's the city) It's also illegal to go out without underwear on in Thailand. Did you know that George Bush Jr. went to re
In seventh grade, my best friend Delilah convinced me it would be a good idea to hide out in the girl's locker room before PE class started. Why? Well, to rummage through other people's stuff (backpacks, etc.) of course. She stole someone's hackysack,
MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO MEAN TO ME FOR ABOUT AYEAR,BUT FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS HE'S BEEN EVEN MEANER THAN EVER. THE LAST FEW DAYS HE'S BEEN ALL OVER ME TELLING ME HE LOVES AND HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE ME AND HOW TALENTED I AM.(WE BOTH PLAY IN ABAND HE'S A GUI
I have been trying to find away to harm myself bad enough that I can wind up in the hands of Elvis!!! I heard he is working there now and I have tried everything but I just wont go down. (healthy as a horse)....Excessive drinking hasnt done it, I have tr
Ok so people claim that your rising sign is nothing but a mask, but doesnt it still mean that you possess the traits of the rising sign because it is what comes out of you anyway? presenting or not presenting, either way, it's still part of you. Many part
And what is thinking out of the box these days? what is the 'box'? what we may think is original genuine thoughts may be memories tomorrow, and it might just fall into the 'box' in the near future.
I've sent psychic bob two requests for readings over the last year or however long it's been, but he hasn't responded at all. I wonder why?<BR> <BR> Psychic Bob, do you have the answer?<BR> <BR> :P<BR> <BR> (I fear that you see horrible things in my futu
If a princess kisses a frog prince, the frog doesn't turn into a prince again, the princess turns into a frog.
Walking under a latter really is unlucky, but only if the latter is being used by somebody to paint a black cat on the side of a wall.