@phoenix_rising
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typo--under Eugene, it should say it's illegal to conduct a horse race or symphony concert.
I like the ministers and garlic/onions one... some guy in office must have had a bad experience...
The kangaroo one just shows how dumb and over-confident some Americans are 🙂
lol, yeah, when I saw that one I was like, "damnit, I like boxing with kangaroos." What is the world coming to when we no longer have the freedom to engage in such activities?
lol
I think that dentists should be included under the garlic/onion statute. It baffles me when dentists have icky breath. lol. Yuck
wtf? ice cream may not be eaten on sundays? LOL are they mad?!
okay they are wried. They need to reapale nearly a 75 perecnet of thosee laws. Protest. Protest. Protst. Kill the kangeroo. Cut his thorat. Kill the kangroo. Ahhh OHHH.. Ahhh. ................................................ Sorry I'm back meomories of Lord of the Flies. It's really bad. Lol just kidding but no sirously protest.
LOL, you're right, I should totally protest. But that would almost be as rediculous....I can just see myself holding a sign saying, "I'm with the People Against Full Body Bathing Suits" lol
Society must be changed so that being naked all day long in public is perfectly acceptable. Down with clothing! Down with clothing! Down with clothing!!!
Thats why I dream I am nude all the time. Down with clothing
Here's a great site for strange laws. Very entertaining.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/laws.htm (they also have a weird sex section)
The...ahem...Minnesotans (is that how you say it?) might find this funny:
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
It's "an excusable act of passion" in Colombia, South America, for a man to murder his wayward wife when he finds the woman in bed with her lover. If the husband "personally witnesses the corrupt sexual activity," he's allowed to shoot his unfaithful spouse. Such adultery-related homicides aren't even prosecuted.
Wow...
Passionate kissing in public places has been outlawed in Sorocaba, Brazil. The specific kind of kiss that was banned was "the cinematographic kiss, in which salivas mix to swell the sensuality."
LOL.
A man in Matagalpa, Nicaragua, is required by law to divorce his wife as soon as he discovers that she's committed adultery. He's in serious trouble should he fail to do so; the hapless husband may then be prosecuted for his unwillingness to take the proper and necessary course of action. A wife, on the other hand, is not permitted to divorce her husband when he's caught in bed with another woman. Such things are simply to be expected when it comes to men, says the law.
GRRRRRRRRRR...😢
Promiscuity isn't illegal in Valencia, Venezuela, so long as it's kept within certain specified boundaries. The single man or woman, says the law, shouldn't ever have sex with anyone who's deformed or who is known to be an "idiot."
Jeez! lol...
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-Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
-Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
-Dishes must drip dry.
-It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
-You may not pump your own gas in service stations.(This one is still enforced!! lol--I haven't the slightest idea how to pump gas...)
-The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.
-One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
Beaverton,OR
-You must buy a $ 10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
Eugene,OR(near my city)
-It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.
-It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s)
Hood River,OR
-Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
Klamath Falls,OR (very near my city)
-It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
Portland,OR
-People may not whistle underwater.
-It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989)
-You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
Marion,OR
-Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
Myrtle Creek,OR
-One may not box with a kangaroo.
Salem,OR
-Women may not wrestle in Salem.
Springfield,OR
-It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
Stanfield,OR
-No more than two people may share a single drink.
-Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.