I WAS HAVING A BODY MASSAGE AND MAKEOVER WHEN I NOTICED OUT THE WINDOW ELVIS GOING INTO THE PIZZA HUT NEXT DOOR. HE EXITED AND WENT TO AN IZUZU TRUCK AND HEADED WEST.
ELVIS SEEN
Are you insane? Elvis is dead. DEAD!!! As in not living. Not going to video stores. Not walking around. He is, and always will be, DEAD. Please, try to get a life. Pick up a hobbie or something. Stop lying about seeing the dead King. And if you aren't lying, then go see a good shrink. Please. I'll pay. I also know of nice places with high walls and windows with bars where they'll a nice straight jacket. Really.
OK I just wanted to check up on you. I always like to see how the insane Elvis sighters are. " ain't nothin but a hound dog....." A crazy one, too. Catch my drift?
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