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Lol hilarious
my fav bits...
"Everyone in Confederate Facebook seems to accept friend requests from strangers, which I guess can be chalked up to Southern hospitality."
"It should go without saying that the folks who have built their identities around a 150-year-old treasonous cause to keep human beings in bondage are not very good at the internet. The group's creator had no idea how to lock the banner image at the top of the page, so friends of mine added their own."
"After rigorous focus-group testing, I decided to align the group with LGBT rights, Michelle Obama, Judaism, miscegenation, and the victorious Juche ideology. And that is how "confederate pride, heritage not hate" became "LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama and Judaism."
"I still have my dozens of Confederate Facebook friends, but even they are starting to drift away now that I have taken to posting "I'm an illegal immigrant" on all of their status updates."
Fucking brilliant. See this is putting trolling to good use.
my fav bits...
"Everyone in Confederate Facebook seems to accept friend requests from strangers, which I guess can be chalked up to Southern hospitality."
"It should go without saying that the folks who have built their identities around a 150-year-old treasonous cause to keep human beings in bondage are not very good at the internet. The group's creator had no idea how to lock the banner image at the top of the page, so friends of mine added their own."
"After rigorous focus-group testing, I decided to align the group with LGBT rights, Michelle Obama, Judaism, miscegenation, and the victorious Juche ideology. And that is how "confederate pride, heritage not hate" became "LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama and Judaism."
"I still have my dozens of Confederate Facebook friends, but even they are starting to drift away now that I have taken to posting "I'm an illegal immigrant" on all of their status updates."
Fucking brilliant. See this is putting trolling to good use.
Posted by LadyNeptune
Lol hilarious
my fav bits...
"Everyone in Confederate Facebook seems to accept friend requests from strangers, which I guess can be chalked up to Southern hospitality."
"It should go without saying that the folks who have built their identities around a 150-year-old treasonous cause to keep human beings in bondage are not very good at the internet. The group's creator had no idea how to lock the banner image at the top of the page, so friends of mine added their own."
"After rigorous focus-group testing, I decided to align the group with LGBT rights, Michelle Obama, Judaism, miscegenation, and the victorious Juche ideology. And that is how "confederate pride, heritage not hate" became "LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama and Judaism."
"I still have my dozens of Confederate Facebook friends, but even they are starting to drift away now that I have taken to posting "I'm an illegal immigrant" on all of their status updates."
Fucking brilliant. See this is putting trolling to good use.
Omg I lost it at the “IM OUT” stuff too 😂😂
And then these ones really got me:
Fuckin genius 💀💀
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