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ARIES: Who's in charge here? I'd like to see God right now, please. Am I dead? Gee, I never thought that could happen t
...for the intelligent folks. Oh well, intelligent/pretentious :D
Okay it's raining and you see three people at bus stop. A pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, your best friend
Oh yes the parental joke that keeps me laughing Oh yes it is a funny thing to laugh about when your bio mother and fa
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!( I couldn't stop laughing) ...
I was updating my internet slang vocab when i ran into this...LOL! :) A air biscuit n - as in Who launched an air b
RETIREMENT SEX Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gi
1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Heineken & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available