20 smart jokes...

...for the intelligent folks. Oh well, intelligent/pretentious 😄

Why do I love all of these— I'm super corny oh my gosh

Posted by trashedbliss
Why do I love all of these— I'm super corny oh my gosh

Must be because you're a Virgo? lol

A Virgo friend passed me the link last night.

Lmao! This has made my day

I know ands, I only try to be funny and fail miserably 😢

You didn't get my humor in that Rick Astley reply on the Taurus Board right?

I said "Never.." not as in "I will never do that" but "Never gonna giveeee you upppp..Never gonna leeeet you down" etc.

Oh, Damnata, your true "Lambie" self.....

No really, that isn't a tear in my eye!!!! *sniffle*

So, I met my horse buddy for drinks the other night.
As he sat down, I asked "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

*rimshot*

Lol let me see.

Posted by Denver34
Oh my god....so lame

What Denver's wife said the first time she saw his penis.

Posted by Shruikan

Posted by Denver34
Oh my god....so lame

What Denver's wife said the first time she saw his penis.

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Was she using a microscope?

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by Shruikan

Posted by Denver34
Oh my god....so lame

What Denver's wife said the first time she saw his penis.

Was she using a microscope?

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Yes, an electron microscope.

I loved the programming jokes, the science jokes.

I liked the Higgs particle joke.

I almost didn't get the first logician joke but then I remembered a logician I used to know. and I understood.