Pisces1803
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> An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like
> a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man
> and asks how old he is.
>
> 'I'm 90 years old,' he says.
>
> '90?' replies the woman. 'Don't you
> realize that you've had it?'
>
> 'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'