Catholic Dog

> Muldoon lived alone in the
> Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.

> One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,

> 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin’ a mass for the poor creature?'
>
> Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for
> an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane,
> and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something
> for the creature.'
>
> Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $ 5,000 is
> enough to donate to them for the service?'
>
> Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't
> ya’ tell me the dog was Catholic?

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