Pisces1803
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Aries: After a five-minute rant in the bathroom when you throw everything out of the window looking for your tube of to
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Husband—s Message Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Teena brought me to the hospital They have been
Judging from the covers of countless women's magazines, the two topics most popular to women are: 1) Why all men are di
ARIES: Who's in charge here? I'd like to see God right now, please. Am I dead? Gee, I never thought that could happen t
...for the intelligent folks. Oh well, intelligent/pretentious :D
Okay it's raining and you see three people at bus stop. A pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, your best friend
Oh yes the parental joke that keeps me laughing Oh yes it is a funny thing to laugh about when your bio mother and fa
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> Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of
> 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
> Yesterday, I picked up two hitch-hiking college girls. We went to a
> motel where I had sex with each of them three times.'
>
> Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
>
> Man: 'What sins?'
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> Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
>
> Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
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> Priest: 'Why are you telling me all
> this?'
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> Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . I'm telling everybody!'