EX-COMMUNICATED

> A married Irishman went into the
> confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with
> another woman.'
>
> The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'
>
> The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
> then I stopped.'
>
> The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
> You're not to see that woman again.
> For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put $ 50 in the poor box.'
>
> The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
> over to the poor box.
>
> He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
>
> The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw
> that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
>
> The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $ 50 on the box, and
> according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

Nice try pisces. Better luck next time.

OMG, this Piscean thought that was HILARIOUS!! :-x