SirHorns
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...for the intelligent folks. Oh well, intelligent/pretentious :D
Okay it's raining and you see three people at bus stop. A pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, your best friend
Oh yes the parental joke that keeps me laughing Oh yes it is a funny thing to laugh about when your bio mother and fa
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!( I couldn't stop laughing) ...
I was updating my internet slang vocab when i ran into this...LOL! :) A air biscuit n - as in Who launched an air b
RETIREMENT SEX Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gi
Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
[— Aries: The Leader of the Zodiac]
Aries: Woo-hoo! Damn straight, I'm the leader up in this bitch!
[— Taurus: The Owner of the Zodiac]
Taurus: ??_Yeah, sure. Just remember I own you, boy.
Aries: ??_What?
[??_ Gemini: The Child of the Zodiac]
Gemini: ??_Wait, if Taurus owns me and I'm the child??_ Isn't that child labor?
Taurus: No.
Gemini: But-
Taurus: Nope.
[— Cancer: The Mother of the Zodiac]
Cancer: Children play nice. Or else it's the corner for each of you.
Aries: Fuck the corner!
Cancer: Watch your tone, young man!
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