Lemon Squeeze

> There once was a religious
> young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional,
> she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
>
> The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
>
> The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate
> love to me seven times.'
>
> The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons
> into a glass and then drink the juice.'
>
> The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
>
> The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'