BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did u know thatLibra was the last sign to be added? Orginally the 2nd house was the house to represent peace and harmony They could not fin a constellation for libra so they slapped us in the middle of scorpihoes and virgos. Or constellaton was first the scorpion claws, then hadeschariot whenhe came from the underworld and raped a bitch lol true story and finally a scale that look like a house

the day and night are balance when we are born and we balancd the whole damn zodiac. i guess thats whereour balance thing comes in


why am i telling you this? I have no idea

lol POO thats a funny nickname lol but thats what i found whenever i google libra i find that little story how hades rode his chariot from the underworld to steal women to take and rape and our constellation resembles his chariot, the claws of the scorpion and finally the scales


always glad to shed some light

Yeah, those gods were said to do a whole lotta raping human women and having demi-god kids. And summa dem kids were a bit messed up, just sayin'.

I mean, really? THIS is their "explanation" for that stuff? Makes you wonder about peoples' mentality back then, while they were making up these stories to explain shit their limited science could not. I mean, WHO DOES THAT?!!? lol


And Ophiuchus (the 13th sign) isn't NEW... Sidereal Astrology has been around a long, long time... But I wonder why it suddenly got this huge push into the limelight.. someone had great PR in order to suddenly get the whole world talking about how the Earth shifted and wobbled for the last 3,000 years and made the constellations one sign (about 30 degrees) "off" from where they "started". It's got everyone panicking for no reason.. even though it's not new, it's still a useful TOOL.. kind of like checking out Chinese Astrology too, instead of just relying on our Western version... which HASN'T changed.

And. I was chuckling at "Scorpihoes" too.

Activated 3 days ago? Activated? It's been that way for YEARS in other Astrology forms, like Sidereal. Nothing was "activated"... all that happened is the media blew up with the story a few days ago and sent people into a panic. That's some good PR for that Astrologer right there.

But Chinese Astrology is hard to believe in? Because you're a "Tiger" and last year was Year of the Tiger.. but it SUCKED for you? I say your year SUCKED not because you're a Chinese Tiger, but because YOU are a spineless martyr who thinks a fucked up Libra throwing you into walls and telling you he "can replace you with any whore from the bar" shows his LOVE for you that way, so you can't find the balls to leave him -- like "everyone else" in his life "abandons" him. They're just smarter than you and stopped putting up with his shit.

And you come in here and tell people to "educate" themselves better?


Aqua dumbfuck punching bag.

Also, and this is me being nice, so take it or leave it...

You're an Aqua, right? Well, AQUA.. you might NOT be a Chinese Tiger. Seriously. Anyone born in Jan or Feb has to MAKE SURE exactly WHEN Chinese New Year happened that year. It varies A LOT (some strange and twisted formula a Chinese boss once tried to explain to me, but I don't even think HE understood it that well!) and even the Chinese have to check exactly WHEN CNY will be each year! It's usually sometime in February, but can be in January... so late Caps, ALL Aquas, and early Pisces have to CHECK.

You say you're a Tiger..

Tigers
Feb 05 1962—Jan 24 1963
Jan 23 1974—Feb 10 1975
Feb 09 1986—Jan 28 1987
Jan 28 1998—Feb 15 1999

So.. you MIGHT be an Ox.

BTW.. it's STILL the Year of the Tiger RIGHT NOW (even though we're into 2011!)... until Chinese New Year which is on February 2nd this year. It becomes the Year of the Rabbit on February 3rd.

Feb 14 2010—Feb 02 2011

Posted by Nefer
Also, and this is me being nice, so take it or leave it...

You're an Aqua, right? Well, AQUA.. you might NOT be a Chinese Tiger. Seriously. Anyone born in Jan or Feb has to MAKE SURE exactly WHEN Chinese New Year happened that year. It varies A LOT (some strange and twisted formula a Chinese boss once tried to explain to me, but I don't even think HE understood it that well!) and even the Chinese have to check exactly WHEN CNY will be each year! It's usually sometime in February, but can be in January... so late Caps, ALL Aquas, and early Pisces have to CHECK.

You say you're a Tiger..

Tigers
Feb 05 1962—Jan 24 1963
Jan 23 1974—Feb 10 1975
Feb 09 1986—Jan 28 1987
Jan 28 1998—Feb 15 1999

So.. you MIGHT be an Ox.

Posted by aquagirl24
no it sucked for what happened to me at uni+work. u know nothing about me. eh he 😄

wat a bad impression poor u!

might be that i was born on vday anyway 😄 wrong on that one too 😉

i cant find the balls because i tend to play with them and btw am a female not a male, and thats something am proud of sexist piscean girl... u r deffo a pisces 🙂 😄 good luck

owe me ur balls 😄 then!

Posted by aquagirl24
thank you, ive just discovered this incredible singer named phil collins was born the same day as me!!!!

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Philip David Charles Collins was born January 30, 1951.

And YOU, SpeedBag.. are "deffo" a fucking LIAR. You and Phil on Jan 30th? But you said Vday, February 14th? I bet you said that cuz you hated that I was right.. you're a Chinese OX, NOT a Tiger. *laughs* Disbelieving a whole system thousands of years old.. cuz you don't even know what YOU are to begin with? AND you'll LIE to try to prove someone wrong, instead of admitting YOU are the dumbfuck! haha

Posted by THEKingofLibra

Jan 28 1998—Feb 15 1999

There, we've just established that she is 12 years old. Don't you feel bad for anal raping her on the internet, Nefer?

No worse than you feel 😛

Posted by aquagirl24
i told you we make a good liars theres a whole post on the aqua forum u silly!

First, to be proud of lying.. just o.O.. Whatever paints your little wagon red, I suppose.

Secondly, you're deluded, Aqua dumbfuck. You aren't a "GOOD" liar. Someone who is actually SKILLED at lying wouldn't make two posts three days apart that PROVE she not only lies, but has slipped her grip on reality because she thinks there's no record here on what she's said before.

Thirdly, now that you've proven yourself to be a liar.. no one knows the truth you've posted from the lies you've posted. (i.e. Your birthday is Feb 14th, no wait it's Jan 30th! ...You've posted about your sex life before, but now claim to be a virgin?!) Ergo.. they're all lies and no one can believe anything that comes out of your mouth. Now your presence on DXP is merely a joke, a source of derision and amusement.

And I thank you for that, sincerely. I'm sure TOC and amethyst do too! 😉

Posted by aquagirl24
the fact that you paid attention proves that you have something in aqua thou... a fish wud never listen... NEVER|

I'm probably more Air than you are, shit-for-brains -- and *I* don't get fixated on someone's SUN SIGN and think I know what they must be like. Haven't seen your chart, but figuring there's GOTTA be a crapton of Water underneath your "Oh-I'm-An-Aqua-I'm-The-Best!" Aqua Sun. (And/or some Earth for that blind stubbornness!) Along with a whole host of mental issues floating right up top for the world to see, which have NOTHING to do with Astrology. You're simply fucked in the head. It's not medication you're taking.. it's probably medication you SHOULD be taking.

Pisces (and Virgos lol) are purported to be the martyrs of the Zodiac.. the ones who put up with unbelievable shit in the name of "love".. the ones who spell it out in black and white how horribly they're being treated, but make endless excuses to continue being systematically destroyed... unable to see it for themselves or leave because they looooooooove their abuser.

But YOU.. YOU are the martyr here. YOU are the one clinging to a fantasy over reality. So YOU are more (downstream) Pisces than *I* am, Short Bus.

But then again, since you're a dumbfuck LIAR... maybe you're stuck in the Matrix and this is all just a bad dream to you anyway... and your head is firmly wedged so far up your ass that even the Jaws Of Life couldn't extract it.

In closing.. I'd tell you to BITE ME.. but under no circumstances would I want you in close proximity to any part of me. Therefore, you can pantomime biting me from a safe distance.

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by Nefer


And I thank you for that, sincerely. I'm sure TOC and amethyst do too! 😉

😄

She blocked me... I guess she couldn't handle my heat 😉
Stupid Aquabag!

You know, I've even had my doubts that she is in fact an Aqua...

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inorite? lol

I'm pretty disbelieving too.. *grin* I bet she's a Scorpio.. but read somewhere that Aquas are a better match for Libras, and also read a lot of posts here on DXP where Scorp Women and Libra Men simply fail 99% of the time... so she's reinvented herself... as an AQUA! Tadaaaa!

LOL, no, seriously. I think she's probably an Aqua Sun (Jan 30th.. even though she lied and said Feb 14th cuz she's a numbskull and can never admit to being wrong).. but MAN, there's GOTTA be more in her chart, because it's completely whacking her "Aquaness" into something else entirely.

But I love playing with teh crazies.
^^ Hey, Toc.. if you ever doubted my "Airy" .. bet you don't now! Airs looove playing fun stimulating mental games with people.. especially when bored. Should we get another hobby? I say no.. this one's great *wink*

Posted by LibraLuv
LMFAO... what ever paints your little wagon red... Nefer, that was classic!

Yeah.. but she's from another country (not sure which one) and English is apparently not her first language. So I wouldn't be surprised if most of what I say just flies right over her head.. so I feel kinda let down about that, really.

But at least the rest of you get it! 😄

My fave cray cray is still Faith.

All new crazies after her will henceforth be dubbed Faith Jr.

^^ Oh, how could I forget MKIA?

Cray cray for sure!

Posted by oldskoolflavor
"piscean bitch"
"aqua dumbfuck"
"i'll fuck the dumbshit out of you"

etc

hmmmmm..
this what I call quality foreplay

:*)

Sicko! Stop touching yourself! 😛

Posted by BelovedAssata

Posted by Pride of 0ctober
did u know thatLibra was the last sign to be added? Orginally the 2nd house was the house to represent peace and harmony They could not fin a constellation for libra so they slapped us in the middle of scorpihoes and virgos. Or constellaton was first the scorpion claws, then hadeschariot whenhe came from the underworld and raped a bitch lol true story and finally a scale that look like a house

the day and night are balance when we are born and we balancd the whole damn zodiac. i guess thats whereour balance thing comes in


why am i telling you this? I have no idea

So, I think Libra is getting the short end of the planet tip...because we have like two planets that are ruled by...does that make any sense??

How could we be co-ruled by Venus AND Saturn....me thinks, that since we're the last sign to be added...ain't nobody know what the hell to place us in.

Sucks to be us.

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we represent saturn at his best tho and if you look at our traits it kind of makes sense. We are not known for jumping to conclusion and we rather have a form of strucure before we take any action. The one thing we are is calculative and we will make the right choice first. I agree with us being added last. We were assigned left overs and meant to equal out the zodiac. i dont thik we try to be "fair" as much as we try to be respectful

it will never suck to be a libra, we are the envy of the zodiac