For a laugh!!

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean different things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

20. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

21. Ever wonder about those people who spend $ 2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

22. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

23. If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

24. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

1. (S)he gets dizzy?
2. We in Germany call them holes..... a**holes
3. Having been an infant myself for years, I can say: Yes, yes they do.
4. It's mute. Never heard of the infamous mute pigs? They're killer, dude.
5. Love =/= Sex. Love is the name, sex is the game... you know....
6. Deep down, you know the answer to this one...
7. Nothing of course. Cheese is easily embarrassed of it's own voice.
8. It has to do with magic.
9. Because "Guy" is the brawler from Final Fight 1.
10. Magic.
11. Because that would just be silly, right?
12. Completely Right. Or Wrong. Pick your choice.
13. Magic. Really.
14. N/A - it's very popular with todays youth culture, incidentally As your local
barber.
15. Where is 15—? Damn it!
16. They use spoons. China has got some pretty pretty spoons btw.
17. It's because... uh... MAGIC!
18. Wrong. Well, depends if you have your first girl before or after the car.
19. Actually, they do. In a voice dripping with glee and poison.
20. Cool. See you in court. ^-^
21. Evian actually is more healthy than other waters.
22. Smoke tastes good, pee doesn't. Also, you don't inhale pee. I hope.
23. Tits. Like the birds, you little....
24. You can bet on it *goes to the bathroom*

LOL.....I hid 15!!!