A-Hole-ery (ladies also welcome)

Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know~

I'm not a douche at all, I'm pretty laid back...until someone steps on my toes. I don't go around picking on people or create meaningless drama, but if someone is all up in my space & coming after me for no reason at all, ofcourse I'll let my other unpleasant side come out. I don't regret anything I do because as far as I'm concerned, they deserve every bit of it since I'm not the type to start shit for nothing. Start stupid crap with me & I'm sorry, but I'll have to surgically remove your arse & hand it to you. I'm a very nice person, I just don't like to be provoked. Simple.

HERES TO YOU AROAR

I'm pretty douchey when I haven't had my sleep or woken up abruptly. Better have a coffee in your hand if you wake me up!

Posted by May31Baby
Haha this is awesome 🙂 i have asshole moments. I just cant let someone get away with getting smart, or what i feel like is disrespecting me. I always have to open my damn mouth, and once i do its all down hill.

Ive been told at work that im too mean and i should work on my attitude. Pssh, what attitude? So theres this guy whos the biggest douchebag i ever worked with, and hes always giving people a hard time. Everytime we have to communicate with each other, he has to be a smartass. Its unnesisary. And i always feel the need to be a bigger doichebag ugh. We got into it again the other day. Its stupid on my part, cuz everyone already knows hes a dick. But its making me look like a dickhead by arguing with him. And it makes my job more difficult by not having him as an ally. But i just want to kick him in the nuts everytime i see him!

I know im an asshole. Cheers brah 🙂

You just gotta be zen and let how he doesn't phase you bother him.


RANDOM ALERT!!!



are you lesbian?

Dxp via phone kinda sux.

Im about to douche out just from that.

Ha.

No. But when all your prof pics have 2 girls all comfy on each other it could be a possibility.

I'm just a cat named Curious who likes to flirt with death...

and GC. But that comes easy ; p

I'm observant, Scorched. You rat!

(See, most are thinking I called you a name but I simply referred to your Chinese sign ; ] )

Posted by aquasnoz
I'm pretty douchey when I haven't had my sleep or woken up abruptly. Better have a coffee in your hand if you wake me up!

Pretty much this.


I'm not nice if I have to answer questions first thing-- I resent being asked to think before coffee.



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Posted by aquasnoz
I'm pretty douchey when I haven't had my sleep or woken up abruptly. Better have a coffee in your hand if you wake me up!

Pretty much this.


I'm not nice if I have to answer questions first thing-- I resent being asked to think before coffee.



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Ah, see, i think for me it's worse with food. I get a lot more cranky when hungry than I do when sleepy/just awoken.

I become a marker when somebody forces me to do something that i dont wanna do,when somebody tells me something over and over again or pardoning me all the time

Yay fellow grumpy-with-no-coffee-in-the-morning people 😛

and lmao Nem! Times like that I sure don't miss the morning commute haha! Surely everyone else are the aholes! The 4 people who insists on walking together horizontally! and stopping frequently! Or the Ahole who always manages to swerve towards your direction when you try to walk past them. The Ahole who insists to cut in front of you because they are seemingly dying to get somewhere then slow right the fuck down when they get in front of you and and and...

Does this count as 'road rage' lol!

Last douchey thing I did was calling out on a kid that was wearing a band shit of a band they didn't know anything about. I just asked them what they're favorite album was 'couse I'm a fan myself, and they couldn't answer. As a huge lover of music, "trying to be cool and fitting in while being ignorant about what you think makes you cool" mentality bugs the hell out of me. Anyway I felt horrible afterwards. It was just a teenage kid.

Boredom also works wonders.

Posted by Nemesis
anybody ever seen prime?! there is a scene where this handsome kiddo is hitting up on the main actress and she tells him "i have t-shirts that are older than you"

omg - do we get this intolerant with age? or what is happening?

Hmm

There was the realization that Jerry Garcia was a Capitalist.

The rest kind of snowballed from there.

I took the hint that you were not interested in having any connection with me when you stopped responding so there is no need to expound.

I was not trolling, I was speaking on behalf of the non voters because a few comments up she was complaining about not as many people voting as there used to be.
I answered. She took it as trolling cause she is just oversensitive.

I already said I was done posting in that thread anyways. You're complaining after the fact. You have nothing more to prove. Leave me be. I want nothing to do with you either.

I won't talk to Scorched. Don't worry about it any longer.

Well, I'm blocking both of you.

Superman has made it clear she wants no communication.

And Scorched fails to stop insulting me.

Good bye, ladies. Enjoy your friendship.

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Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
Well, I'm blocking both of you.


Scorched fails to stop insulting me.

atta boy 😉.

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I never thought I'd have to block someone but life is too short to listen to the bitter queen of logical fallacy every damn day.

I feel better already.

I'm gonna have a beer. : ]

Will do ; ]

/reaches for be-

Oh shit man, nice watch ; p

Cheers!

: )

Posted by May31Baby

Posted by ARoarLikeThunder
No. But when all your prof pics have 2 girls all comfy on each other it could be a possibility.

I'm just a cat named Curious who likes to flirt with death...

and GC. But that comes easy ; p

Lol i just noticed this. No im not a lesbian. My pics are of twins 🙂 duh. Twins like gemini? Im open though so if i seem a little bi curious... It is on my bucket list. But i couldnt live without the peen

What a douche 😛

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Hah. I get it now.

Ya can't blame me though.
Gemini theme and lesbian theme just look really similar. ;p