@krysrenee7
18 Years5,000+ Posts
Do guys really...
Nope I do the lap test
Are you high?
lol yeah, so!
I thought everyone liked to take an extra smell of their favorite foods...
no?
This guy on the Trisha Goddard show said that he can tell if a woman is clean by doing the sniff test & he's taking the audience step by step on how he gets his answer! WTF
He said that he'll finger a woman 1st. Then when he's done, he'll pretend to yawn so that he has a slick way of putting his hands by his nose. If he smells his hands & they don't smell like tuna, he will then and ONLY then feel comfortable going down on her or having sex with her!
As crazy as this sounds, I'm sure some guys can admit to doing the smell test too! Weirdos
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I think I 1st heard the "Smell your dick" thing on Tosh.O or 1 of those damn shows where they find hilarious videos & make fun of the people in them!
Posted by LibraSid
I thought everyone liked to take an extra smell of their favorite foods...no?
Good one
Posted by Prince_Pisces
I don't get how they're a weirdo if they just wanna make sure she doesn't smell like rancid fish?
LOL! It's not the smell test in itself that's weird! It's the sneaky ways that some guys go about it that's funny & kinda weird!
Oh no babe, my nose is suddenly itching. Hold on honey, let me to go the bathroom. I'll be right back. *Sniff sniff* *Smells the Atlantic Ocean* *Collapses*
Posted by MellyMel909
I like the way my partners smell because I like THEM. Point blank period. I don't understand the point of this.. Or why I keep contributing..
Apparently, I'm not the only 1 on bath salts this fine Sunday afternoon =)
Posted by Prince_Pisces
I don't get how they're a weirdo if they just wanna make sure she doesn't smell like rancid fish?LOL! It's not the smell test in itself that's weird! It's the sneaky ways that some guys go about it that's funny & kinda weird!
Oh no babe, my nose is suddenly itching. Hold on honey, let me to go the bathroom. I'll be right back. *Sniff sniff* *Smells the Atlantic Ocean* *Collapses*
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Well, that's a little better than if you smelled the Hudson River in NYC.
We want to make sure she is not baking sour dough bread in the southern region is that wrong?
You sure you two shouldn't be in VirgoChyld's thread that "wasn't asking about sex toys"?
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
You sure you two shouldn't be in VirgoChyld's thread that "wasn't asking about sex toys"?
Lmao!
Posted by Rabbit
I'll go all in blind....take the plunge.
LOL. I just had this idea for a new game show where some blindfolded dude has to pick woman x, y, or z by smell. Sort of a twisted version of "The Dating Game".
What that thang smell like, it is a video seriously it is
Posted by Rabbit
I'll go all in blind....take the plunge.LOL. I just had this idea for a new game show where some blindfolded dude has to pick woman x, y, or z by smell. Sort of a twisted version of "The Dating Game".
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what the show name CoTC
Posted by Rabbit
I'll go all in blind....take the plunge.LOL. I just had this idea for a new game show where some blindfolded dude has to pick woman x, y, or z by smell. Sort of a twisted version of "The Dating Game".
what the show name CoTC
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The Hunger Games.
Posted by Rabbit
I'll go all in blind....take the plunge.LOL. I just had this idea for a new game show where some blindfolded dude has to pick woman x, y, or z by smell. Sort of a twisted version of "The Dating Game".
what the show name CoTC
The Hunger Games.
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lmao!
CoTC can I get a producers credit on the show?
Posted by MellyMel909
I just "spray" his entire house. That way he doesn't HAVE to smell his fingers!/dead
problem solved
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Or have all your dates in an apartment over an open air seafood restaurant with the windows open.
Posted by VirgoChyld
CoTC can I get a producers credit on the show?
Sure. But the condition is that you have to screen all the contestants first.
Posted by MellyMel909
I just "spray" his entire house. That way he doesn't HAVE to smell his fingers!/dead
problem solved
Or have all your dates in an apartment over an open air seafood restaurant with the windows open.
Nah.. Having an extra apartment would be too expensive. I'll just stick with the "scooch your cooch across the carpet" approach.
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LMAO
Hmmm. All this talk about smell made me think of yeast.
And that made me think of this beer bread mix I bought at Aldi's that I wanted to try.
Posted by VirgoChyld
CoTC can I get a producers credit on the show?Sure. But the condition is that you have to screen all the contestants first.
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no problem, health insurance is included, and I will need lysol and wet wipes too
Posted by PVAF
I've heard of the sniff test before LOL. And more guys do it than will probably admit. I can't blame them. You wanna know if something smells rotten in Denmark before you enter into foreign territory right?
There is also the lemon test....
Posted by MellyMel909
Are you drunk..?
I'm thinking it's sex psychologist today ?
Posted by PVAF
I've heard of the sniff test before LOL. And more guys do it than will probably admit. I can't blame them. You wanna know if something smells rotten in Denmark before you enter into foreign territory right?There is also the lemon test....
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Drip a little lemon juice and if she squirms, don't go there.
If she lifts off the bed like she's possessed, run, don't walk to the nearest exit.
It means she has an open lesion or rash.
Posted by PVAF
I've heard of the sniff test before LOL. And more guys do it than will probably admit. I can't blame them. You wanna know if something smells rotten in Denmark before you enter into foreign territory right?There is also the lemon test....
??
Drip a little lemon juice and if she squirms, don't go there.
If she lifts off the bed like she's possessed, run, don't walk to the nearest exit.click to expand
another form of an acid trip I see, lol
Posted by May31Baby
If you follow the one hour rule, everyone will be happy.The one hour rule is as follows:
You have one hour to eat the kitty after she gets out of the shower. It is guarenteed fresh for this time period, as long as she isnt running around the block and shit. It is still safe to have sex after this time, but if you go down, dont complain.
Cooch naturally has a musky sort of smell. Rotten fish is bad. If you can smell her just from being next to her, thats bad. But thats usually just a vaginal infection. Krys... Arent you a women? Dont you know how sensitive the balance is? Woman can literally get infections or throw off the balance from BEING TOO CLEAN! Washing too often, with strong soaps, or douche wash away good bacteria, sometimes causing BV, which gives off the fishy smell. My kitty is very sensitive, everything messes with my balance. Usually just from my period. It sucks 😢
Btw i do the smell test on myself sometimes before he goes down haha. Cuz thats just rude im not trying to scar him and make him not wanna do it again!
Aside from an infected cooch, taste and smell can change depending on what part of the cycle she's in.
And no, I'm not going to elaborate. Just contributing to the thread.
Posted by Arietteheart
Lmao... More talk show references.Lord Jesus
When won't you people realize that the door always swings both ways?!
Eating pineapples makes ya taste sweeter =X
Drink lots of water, try at least a couple of litres a day
Posted by krysrenee7
Eating pineapples makes ya taste sweeter =Xso does taking a gad damn shower. it's not neuro science.
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You seem pretty bitter about that lol
*Turns on shower
*Proceeds to get you a spell-checker
Posted by krysrenee7
Eating pineapples makes ya taste sweeter =X
I've tried that theory before. No real noticeable difference that I could discern. But then again I didn't think kitty had that much of a taste to begin with. Just salty skin. Unless your girl has some kind of funk going on--which you shouldn't need to sniff your fingers to figure out--even the secreted fluids are relatively tasteless.
Or maybe Virgo pickiness has just really paid off for me. 😛
It worked for me.... I didn't really have a weird taste or anything either, but I noticed it in my ex bf a lot. LOL We did an experiment together.
I imagine that natural body chemistry and metabolism would affect how well something like that works.
U can use diluted vinegar to wash down there too and cotton pantis helps too
Posted by krysrenee7
Eating pineapples makes ya taste sweeter =Xso does taking a gad damn shower. it's not neuro science.
You seem pretty bitter about that lol
*Turns on shower
*Proceeds to get you a spell-checkerno it's just that you're very annoying.
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Oh no it's just that you're very bored & have too much time on your hands. For someone that you think is annoying, you sure do always seem to find your way to my posts. What's next, are you going to accuse me of putting a gun to your head & making you click on my threads?! If you don't like it, cool, who cares, but remember that no one is keeping you here. Poof! BE GONE!
Posted by krysrenee7
Eating pineapples makes ya taste sweeter =Xso does taking a gad damn shower. it's not neuro science.
You seem pretty bitter about that lol
*Turns on shower
*Proceeds to get you a spell-checkerno it's just that you're very annoying.
Oh no it's just that you're very bored & have too much time on your hands. For someone that you think is annoying, you sure do always seem to find your way to my posts. What's next, are you going to accuse me of putting a gun to your head & making you click on my threads?! If you don't like it, cool, who cares, but remember that no one is keeping you here. Poof! BE GONE!
and extremely defensive, you do make like 10 relationship threads a day. Annoying ass.
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And you find yourself clicking on those 10 relationship threads a day, now don't you?!
It's like you're mad at me b/c you didn't have the smarts to skip over my threads (1 out of 1,000) lol Be mad at yourself for having nothing better to do, not me! You don't see me coming to your threads & then complaining about how annoyed or miserable I am to be there!
Wait...why I am I arguing with someone who named themselves CLUELESS Cancer?! lol I'm done.
I had lobster bisque and clams for lunch today. ...
Posted by BaitedFish
U can use diluted vinegar to wash down there too and cotton pantis helps too
LOL, why does this comment remind me of fish.
Posted by LibraSid
I thought everyone liked to take an extra smell of their favorite foods...no?
lmao
savor the moment
Posted by Prince_Pisces
I don't get how they're a weirdo if they just wanna make sure she doesn't smell like rancid fish?LOL! It's not the smell test in itself that's weird! It's the sneaky ways that some guys go about it that's funny & kinda weird!
Oh no babe, my nose is suddenly itching. Hold on honey, let me to go the bathroom. I'll be right back. *Sniff sniff* *Smells the Atlantic Ocean* *Collapses*
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you got me in tears
lmaoooo
@CluelessCancer.....ugh that name is so fitting!
Oh yeah um....you don't read my threads even though you pick out things I say in my threads & argue with them? Hmmm you must be psychic.
And I wouldn't give a damn if I logged onto DXP & saw 500 of P-Angel's post on my front screen! If I don't respect who he is or what he has to say, I'm NOT gonna click on it! There's too many fish in the sea, babe. No one is keeping you here...stop blaming me b/c you have too much time on your hands! For someone that is just ohhhhhh soooooo annoyed with my threads, you sure as hell love finding your way to them! But oh wait...you can't control your fingers when it's time to skip over something....
You should probably get that checked out babe
Posted by BaitedFish
U can use diluted vinegar to wash down there too and cotton pantis helps tooLOL, why does this comment remind me of fish.
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Lol, unless u season ur fish with vinegar
Lol @ the topic. I remember specifically one time when after some heavy partying in Copenhagen, I took the first train home in the morning. The sun was so bright you could hardly look out the window, my eyes were itching from sleep deprivation too, and I still had this girl's scent on my fingers and who knows, probably my face too lol.
I remember the train ride took like 2 hours and throughout the whole ride I kept curiousely but discreetly sniffing her off my fingers. There was something quite intoxicating about having something so intimate left behind a girl, who had no saying in it! ;P
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Do the "smell test" or sniff their own fingers after fingering a woman/going down on her?!
WTF lol
Why sniff them afterwards?! Why act like you care if she smells like a bucket of tuna AFTER you've put your anatomy in her?! Weirdos!
It's a shame that women can be so dirty in the 1st place that a man would have to do the "smell" test either before OR after smh smh
And smelly women are the 1st to call a guy a douche! The irony *rolls eyes*