astrology recipes

this was inspired by @dastard ...lol

have you ever been reading about the signs and thought: oman that sign sounds great! of course ya have! ...here's how you can make your own ...if you don't have time go out and get a premade one ...ENJOY to make a whole human ...do sun AND moon ..rising if applicable

aries

1/2 tablespoons of bravery

3 cups adventure

1 pint heart

6 teaspoons attitude

bake at 425 for 45 minutes for softer version add more heart

taurus

3 cups practicality

1/2 pint of sweet sweet cream

a dash of stubborn streak

1 tablespoon of material wealth

bake on 350 for 1 hour until edges are goldenbrown

Gemini

8 cups of chatter

4 cups of intellect

3 1/2 teaspoon of fairy dust

1 teaspoon on duality

whip and serve 😄



cancer

1 cup of practicality

a dash of moon dust

a teaspoon of unicorn tears

1/2 gallon of the feels

bake on 350 for 45 minutes until goey ...and enjoy

Leo

1 cups of sunshine

12 gold bars

1 pint of heart

42 gallons of attention

bake at 425 until you can feel the warmth from the dish and you see a golden light from oven

virgo

6 cups of practicality

1 gallon of logic

2 pints of servitude

1/2 table spoon of angels wings

refrigerate for one hour and serve

libra

3 cups of logic

6 gallons of romance

1/2 pint of justice

1/3 table spoon of of aesthetics

bake at 300 for 43 1/2 minutes exactly



scorpio

2 cups of passion

1 quart of extra dark pluto juice

1 1/2 tablespoon of dragon's determination

3 tablespoon of the feels

bake on broil for *eat while hot* DO NOT EVER LET COOL ...

saggie

7 pints of boldness

1/2 cups freedom

4 cup of fresh squeezed optimism juice

1/2 tablespoon of travel

bake on broil for 10 minutes

capricorn

2 gallons of responsibility

5 cups of common sense

1 tablespoon of duty

3 cups of heart

chill overnight to enjoy

aqua

9 tablespoon of alien powder

2 cups of chemicals

a dash of zest

3 3/4 cups of intellect

shake vigorously and enjoy



pisces

1 pint of dreams

3 tablespoon of understanding

1/2 teaspoon of mermaid magic

1/4 teaspoon of creativity

bake at 225 for 30 minutes until warm

Posted by Rosaknowsya
Sag sun, leeb moon recipe

1 gallon of freedom

2 cups of justice juice

1 pint silk of the sarcasm

2 tbls entitlement for spice

1tsp root of romanticism

Dash of crass behavior

If adding spirits, all measurements stand to be increased drastically.

this is a good one

Posted by Hare
Don't jerk yourselves off too hard, y'all.

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lol I don't have the correct equipment for that? but If I did I would be jerkin all the time...

Posted by Canbullrius

Posted by Cancan26

Posted by Hare
Don't jerk yourselves off too hard, y'all.

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lol I don't have the correct equipment for that? but If I did I would be jerkin all the time...

So naughty lol

click to expand

😆 I don't know how you guys get anything done 😈

Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
It's nice to know cancer's practicality is being acknowledged. We're not all feels ya know!

its the foundation of our recipe!