@Gemitati
11 Years25,000+ Posts
Not too many.
I'm dying laughing
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughing
I did too. And about comment 'not too many' as well...
Posted by TheGreatSearcher
Not too many.
You are talking about other people not yourself apparently? 😉
Posted by TheGreatSearcher
Not too many.You are talking about other people not yourself apparently? 😉
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If it makes any difference for you - guilty as charged! Next...
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Put stories up in the writing forum!
With your name I have no way making to the bestseller!
Shorten it and make up some story. If you can. Good luck!
Posted by TheGreatSearcher
Not too many.You are talking about other people not yourself apparently? 😉
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You wouldn't like to know what people like me can do with open-minded people...
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughing
Still laughing?
Posted by TheGreatSearcher
Not too many.You are talking about other people not yourself apparently? 😉
You wouldn't like to know what people like me can do with open-minded people...
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Tell me...before I fell asleep
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughingStill laughing?
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No
Posted by TheGreatSearcher
Not too many.You are talking about other people not yourself apparently? 😉
You wouldn't like to know what people like me can do with open-minded people...
Tell me...before I fell asleep
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I'm still a virgin :v
Posted by TheGreatSearcher
Not too many.You are talking about other people not yourself apparently? 😉
You wouldn't like to know what people like me can do with open-minded people...
Tell me...before I fell asleep
I'm still a virgin :v
Why? or Congrats!
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Posted by Explicit
Edit:Nevermind I misunderstood your post. God, where is my head at? lol.
Have you found it?
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughingStill laughing?
No
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Out of breath?
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Posted by Gemitati
I was a member of a few forums like this one (whom am I kidding, right? hahaha)There was a mature man who was on my ass for being a bad woman and trying to turn me into a good one by telling me stories about his happy marriage and stuff. Never wished for any woman but his wife.
In one of my posts I had mentioned that I was writing sex sessions to a man I love and he said it must be some crap. I said I can send you one by private messaging. He had agreed. I sent.
He told me it was amazing and he had an awesome sex with his wife after reading this and he would love to blindfold me and give me some of his fantasies. I laughed and said sure. It took him a while to come up with some disqusting thing I was laughing my ass off about.
I said why would I want to be blindfolded? Are you that ugly? He said no...its just awakening your sensuality. I said no way! I love to see my man's face! He disappeared.
So I am wondering how many of these guys are here pretending to be ALL THAT while doing ALL THAT on the side? Not that I expect you to come out and fess up! HUH?
There's definitely some hypocritical people out there. Sometimes the loudest protesters are the guiltiest ones. It's like a mask.
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You got it!
And you can spot them but they think they are so camouflaged so everyone else is dumb.
That's why I am asking: Happy people of the DXPnet - why are you here being so happy THERE in a privacy of your own home? With your own spouses...no one EVER answered. Funny huh?
Posted by Explicit
Edit:Nevermind I misunderstood your post. God, where is my head at? lol.
Have you found it?
Nope. Hopefully after I drink this iced coffee it will show up. 😛
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Have anything showed up?
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughingStill laughing?
No
Out of breath?
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What else is there to laugh at? You sending more funny stuff?
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughingStill laughing?
No
Out of breath?
What else is there to laugh at? You sending more funny stuff?
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Whats your poison?
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughingStill laughing?
No
Out of breath?
What else is there to laugh at? You sending more funny stuff?
Whats your poison?
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Midget porn
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughingStill laughing?
No
Out of breath?
What else is there to laugh at? You sending more funny stuff?
Whats your poison?
Midget porn
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I am not a midget...unfortunately for your laughs. LOL
Posted by Ssuperman
I'm dying laughingStill laughing?
No
Out of breath?
What else is there to laugh at? You sending more funny stuff?
Whats your poison?
Midget porn
I am not a midget...unfortunately for your laughs. LOL
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Strictly for laughs
Posted by TheGreatSearcher
Not too many.You are talking about other people not yourself apparently? 😉
You wouldn't like to know what people like me can do with open-minded people...
Tell me...before I fell asleep
I'm still a virgin :v
Why? or Congrats!
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b/c m'lady hasn't read my text messages since Saturday :c
Send me
Posted by bricklemark
Send me
what and where?
Posted by bricklemark
Send mewhat and where?
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Erotica
People pretending to be saint who are evil
If you swing by my chruch, you'll find them here.
?
what the eff was that!
Posted by bricklemark
Send mewhat and where?
Erotica
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Its for happily married man! LOL
Posted by bricklemark
Send mewhat and where?
Erotica
Its for happily married man! LOL
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Yes that's me !!
Posted by bricklemark
Send mewhat and where?
Erotica
Its for happily married man! LOL
Yes that's me !!
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Eye to an eye! I will if you explained it to me what are you all happy husbands doing in forums?
Never had an answer yet
Posted by bricklemark
Send mewhat and where?
Erotica
Its for happily married man! LOL
Yes that's me !!
Eye to an eye! I will if you explained it to me what are you all happy husbands doing in forums?
Never had an answer yet
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Learning, teaching and discussing astrology.... —
Posted by bricklemark
Send mewhat and where?
Erotica
Its for happily married man! LOL
Yes that's me !!
Eye to an eye! I will if you explained it to me what are you all happy husbands doing in forums?
Never had an answer yet
Learning, teaching and discussing astrology.... —
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And which part of our convo is astrological? Lol
Posted by bricklemark
Send mewhat and where?
Erotica
Its for happily married man! LOL
Yes that's me !!
Eye to an eye! I will if you explained it to me what are you all happy husbands doing in forums?
Never had an answer yet
Learning, teaching and discussing astrology.... —
And which part of our convo is astrological? Lol
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Theres the very occasional exception. ?
Besides, married couples are together 24/7? No job, no time being separate ? Your assumption is just bizarre....l dont understand some of you, you keep coming up with strange strange things......?
Posted by bricklemark
Send mewhat and where?
Erotica
Its for happily married man! LOL
Yes that's me !!
Eye to an eye! I will if you explained it to me what are you all happy husbands doing in forums?
Never had an answer yet
Learning, teaching and discussing astrology.... —
And which part of our convo is astrological? Lol
Theres the very occasional exception. ?
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WHY are you weasel your way out of answering?
Posted by bricklemark
@GemitatiBesides, married couples are together 24/7? No job, no time being separate ? Your assumption is just bizarre....l dont understand some of you, you keep coming up with strange strange things......?
NO! Same business. So 24/7
Posted by bricklemark
@GemitatiBesides, married couples are together 24/7? No job, no time being separate ? Your assumption is just bizarre....l dont understand some of you, you keep coming up with strange strange things......?
NO! Same business. So 24/7
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Who ARE you freak —?
Posted by bricklemark
@GemitatiBesides, married couples are together 24/7? No job, no time being separate ? Your assumption is just bizarre....l dont understand some of you, you keep coming up with strange strange things......?
NO! Same business. So 24/7
Who ARE you freak —?
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I was a member of a few forums like this one (whom am I kidding, right? hahaha)
There was a mature man who was on my ass for being a bad woman and trying to turn me into a good one by telling me stories about his happy marriage and stuff. Never wished for any woman but his wife.
In one of my posts I had mentioned that I was writing sex sessions to a man I love and he said it must be some crap. I said I can send you one by private messaging. He had agreed. I sent.
He told me it was amazing and he had an awesome sex with his wife after reading this and he would love to blindfold me and give me some of his fantasies. I laughed and said sure. It took him a while to come up with some disqusting thing I was laughing my ass off about.
I said why would I want to be blindfolded? Are you that ugly? He said no...its just awakening your sensuality. I said no way! I love to see my man's face! He disappeared.
So I am wondering how many of these guys are here pretending to be ALL THAT while doing ALL THAT on the side? Not that I expect you to come out and fess up! HUH?