Chuck Norris never calls the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there is no life there.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed since nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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