Flied for our sins
I feel like it would have continued to still be hypnotic if they went slomo after she tripped, but cut off before she actually starts declining toward the ground. Just watching her fly in slow motion. Adds a sense of mystery too "maybe she just to   Read more
When you're watching some kinda greatness unfold.. but then it stops abruptly
L O L @ all that spamming followed up by a simple question
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Don't change bri. Ever.


Yes, stay in those filthy clothes the rest of your days
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The most promiscuous woman I know has Moon and Venus in Gemini... Sun in Cancer....she has slept with over 200 men



She must have limp lettuce at this point.


I got limp lettuce just reading it


200 bodies, that's alotta damage.


Imagine it's cuz she kept finding either micro dicks or giant ones over and over

She was really just chasing a normal sex life the whole time

#Goldichickens


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DP'd a couple of waves for double the EXP

I'm sure she got a mortgage out of all this at least.



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I'm praying for her lettuce as we speak
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Taurus moons.. so boring they're considered mysterious


There's gotta be something underneath.

Nope.
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You know, I don't know if I ever met a taurus moon..

Probably because they were so boring I never bothered to check their charts, thus never revealed what was underneath
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The most promiscuous woman I know has Moon and Venus in Gemini... Sun in Cancer....she has slept with over 200 men



She must have limp lettuce at this point.


I got limp lettuce just reading it


200 bodies, that's alotta damage.
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Imagine it's cuz she kept finding either micro dicks or giant ones over and over

She was really just chasing a normal sex life the whole time

#Goldichickens
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The most promiscuous woman I know has Moon and Venus in Gemini... Sun in Cancer....she has slept with over 200 men



She must have limp lettuce at this point.
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I got limp lettuce just reading it
Taurus moons.. so boring they're considered mysterious
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As depicted in the bible
Thy reach, satan shall teach.


I think they gave each other an unintentional high five as he was going down LOL
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Social 'news' outlets and coco beans got sierra reaching like



The reach around of death
That mayo wasn't playing, man. Shoved the ketchup out the way and everything
Love how the fridge just falls apart..
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I think there's a grain of truth in that.


You know i'm insightful as treetruk


But ppl want to hate

I just keep it 100


I think, up to a point, both liberalism and feminism have served the world well and made things better for everyone.

But were teetering on the edge of going off the deep end.


I think we already went off the deep end.



Trump being president might be what did it.

I think the next election is going to be what makes or breaks us.

Do we elect an actual dedicated public servant who knows their butter?

Or do we go full retard 180 degrees in the opposite direction and elect Oprah?
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Imagine it's Trump vs Oprah next election.
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if you give that cookiemonster hope... it's cheating.


What if her name is already Hope

Is it double cheating?
"Tired of micro-cheating? Subscribe now" - Dxp
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Dinner.




The ONE time Ands is not trolling and u gotta come at him with Asian jokes?

Damn, bro.


My cat's middle name is Lunch.


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I call my pet parrot "Fried Nugget" now.


Lol stupid


Blame Kodak for that. He constantly told me he was "gonna fry that little nugget up".


Dude, I'm more surprised u own a Parrot. πŸ˜‚


It shouldn't. I am treetrunking weird.


Yeah. I'm personally not a fan of birds as pets. Especially parrots, they're obnoxious af.


I want to see you bicker with Nikki's parrot

Either that or try to have a political debate with it

"He doesn't have any opinions, he just repeats me!" - TV


Dude, if I still drank, I would totally debate her parrot.



"Stop repeating me and just tell me what you really think, you lil jerk" - squinting tv


That would eventually lead to me taking my shirt off and challenging it to a fight.

"Meet me in the parking lot!" -TV
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LOL @ "meet me in the parking lot!"

Did you take the bird to applebees or something?