@Somedaystarswillalign
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*rub*
Posted by DazedScorp
You don't want my help.
Help if you're offering!
Posted by zosopage17
*rub*
Aw you my darlin mess with the small shred of sweet I have in me...
I feel awful.... my whole entire body hurts 😢
😢 i know that feeling. last time i had the flu... all my organs felt like they were liquifying and my skin hurt.
i swear by theraflu!
... and a Spartacus: Blood and Sand marathon! 😛
Meh 😢 My muscles hurt all in my back & legs. It's not helping that I am still sore from a crazy intense kickboxing class this week so legit my whole little body is slowly dying from the inside out--arms, abs, ass & all.
I need a full rub down...head rub, face massage... low lights... soothing music & a hot guy with the bottle of oil.
And a Neti Pot
*cue porn music*
throw pandora on some speakers, warm up a nice hot bath - drop some oil and scented little flower things in that bitch - toss some candles on and just chill.
When you get out, put a robe on - get in bed pull that cover up to your chin and ride on a movie.
Problem solved.
And hot tea - w/ honey drip and lemon shards to soothe the throat / nose.
Yeah, that's my advice.
Posted by zosopage17
throw pandora on some speakers, warm up a nice hot bath - drop some oil and scented little flower things in that bitch - toss some candles on and just chill.When you get out, put a robe on - get in bed pull that cover up to your chin and ride on a movie.
Problem solved.
And hot tea - w/ honey drip and lemon shards to soothe the throat / nose.
Yeah, that's my advice.
^^Will you marry me??
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
throw pandora on some speakers, warm up a nice hot bath - drop some oil and scented little flower things in that bitch - toss some candles on and just chill.When you get out, put a robe on - get in bed pull that cover up to your chin and ride on a movie.
Problem solved.
And hot tea - w/ honey drip and lemon shards to soothe the throat / nose.
Yeah, that's my advice.
^^Will you marry me??
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That's just the warmup game - you haven't seen anything yet 🙂.
Posted by DazedScorp
80's porn music?
Bow chicka bow wow... *in walks massage therapist*
Bow chicka bow wow... *clothes come off*
Bow wow wow wow.....
**TIRE SHRIEK** no such thing as brazilians in the 70s?!
Everyone knows the cheesiest porn music was from the 70s! But ew lol
Posted by zosopage17
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
throw pandora on some speakers, warm up a nice hot bath - drop some oil and scented little flower things in that bitch - toss some candles on and just chill.When you get out, put a robe on - get in bed pull that cover up to your chin and ride on a movie.
Problem solved.
And hot tea - w/ honey drip and lemon shards to soothe the throat / nose.
Yeah, that's my advice.
^^Will you marry me??
That's just the warmup game - you haven't seen anything yet 🙂.
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& yet every time I read your post & see the word "ride" my mind goes to dirty thoughts...
Damn I have problems even being sick doesnt stop me...lmao
Where's Skies?? Get his barely legal ass in here so he can make me laugh!
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
throw pandora on some speakers, warm up a nice hot bath - drop some oil and scented little flower things in that bitch - toss some candles on and just chill.When you get out, put a robe on - get in bed pull that cover up to your chin and ride on a movie.
Problem solved.
And hot tea - w/ honey drip and lemon shards to soothe the throat / nose.
Yeah, that's my advice.
^^Will you marry me??
That's just the warmup game - you haven't seen anything yet 🙂.
& yet every time I read your post & see the word "ride" my mind goes to dirty thoughts...
Damn I have problems even being sick doesnt stop me...lmao
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Mission accomplished.
Posted by zosopage17
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
throw pandora on some speakers, warm up a nice hot bath - drop some oil and scented little flower things in that bitch - toss some candles on and just chill.When you get out, put a robe on - get in bed pull that cover up to your chin and ride on a movie.
Problem solved.
And hot tea - w/ honey drip and lemon shards to soothe the throat / nose.
Yeah, that's my advice.
^^Will you marry me??
That's just the warmup game - you haven't seen anything yet 🙂.
& yet every time I read your post & see the word "ride" my mind goes to dirty thoughts...
Damn I have problems even being sick doesnt stop me...lmao
Mission accomplished.
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Oh you! You're good you...
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
throw pandora on some speakers, warm up a nice hot bath - drop some oil and scented little flower things in that bitch - toss some candles on and just chill.When you get out, put a robe on - get in bed pull that cover up to your chin and ride on a movie.
Problem solved.
And hot tea - w/ honey drip and lemon shards to soothe the throat / nose.
Yeah, that's my advice.
^^Will you marry me??
That's just the warmup game - you haven't seen anything yet 🙂.
& yet every time I read your post & see the word "ride" my mind goes to dirty thoughts...
Damn I have problems even being sick doesnt stop me...lmao
Mission accomplished.
Oh you! You're good you...
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The best.
Medicine got me feelin crayyyy & I'm wide awake....
This sucks 😢 😢 😢 😢
How do I make cry face?
:O
Posted by zosopage17
:O
Looks more like an "insert here" face
Posted by Somedaystarswillalign
Posted by zosopage17
:O
Looks more like an "insert here" face
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Okay, if you insist. Zip!
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Sick on a beautiful Saturday night while my friends are all out for drinks at the Marina..... FML 😢
I need a massage!