Dolphins

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Sn1p3r187
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Hate them. Just hate em. They're annoying and they act all cutesy, knowing damn well they enjoy raping each other and trying to rape things other than their own species (literally they'll try to hump swimmers out in the ocean or coast), their dolphin squeaks are them throwing profanities at you, they're all around douches some species like Sharks maybe the same way but at least they're honest about it Dolphins? Evil sum bitches hiding in the shadows, nobody knows if they're fish or mammals and frankly idgaf I still hate em. They think they're smarter than us but they're not, they may show us how smart they are by doing calculus but I'll show them how smart they really are when they jump up out of the water and see if they can predict when I'm going to open up a can of whoop ass when I'm not chewing gum. Fuck you Dolphins.