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Defendant, after being sentenced to 90 days in jail said
"may I address the court?" judge said, "of course you can."
Defendant says, what if I called you a son of a bitch?"
Judge-- "I'd assess an additional 5 days for contempt of court."
Defendant-- "what if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"
Judge- "there's nothing I can do, It's not unlawful to think that."
Defendant-- "then I think you are a son of a bitch!"

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Pure pain in my a $ $ ! This is true by the way...

I'm making supper last night (spaghetti/w meat in sauce), I serve it and I get a reply from my friend-- " I don't eat meat anymore." Ok, so I get him a salad and some garlic bread.
This mornin I make breakfast(vegetarian omlete) and serve it, reply from friend--"You know what I would really like to have is --a big ol steak." UGH!!! LOL THIS IS MY LIFE! GEEZ% ^ $ #% &

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This is just a joke. I am not trying to proselytize as you well know!
>
>
> Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
> better at
> using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God
> was tired of
> hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am
> going to
> set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who
> does the
> better job."
> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
> They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They
> sent
> faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with
> attachments.
> They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made
> cards.
> They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was
> up,
> lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the
> rain poured,
> and of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his
> blank screen
> and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
> Jesus just sighed.
> The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
> restarted their
> computers.
> Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's
> all gone!
> I lost everything when the power went out!"
> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from
> the past
> two hours.
> Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He
> cheated! How
> did he do it??!!"
>
> (You'll love the punch line....)
>
> God shrugged and said, Jesus Saves!!!!!
>
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