I See That A Cap Has Met A Can

It's a very young Cap. One that hasn't roamed the earth, very long. Seems to have some "issues"
with a certain "Can".

First of lets consider the difference between a cap and a can.
A can is a container.

A cap is a small lid to seal the contents of a container.
But wait, there's more, it is important to note that caps and cans come in different sizes.
That's right, not all caps fit all cans because some cans can only be sealed by a "lid".

For example a soda pop cap will not fit a paint can. The best that a Cap can hope for, is to
be tied to a 2x4 by means of a rope. However, too much rope and that Cap will bounce off the
bottom of the Can. Making a tinny racket sound, which, when shaken, sounds like a baby rattle
if it's empty.

Usually a cap is tossed like a penny in a wishing well when the bottle is popped open.
However a can might be used to contain lard, grease, oil, nuts and bolts, small parts and other
odds and ends.

But not all caps are created equal. Some caps are used to seal 55 gallon drums or used as a fuel
cap on a lawn mower, automobile or truck, trains, even ships and planes.
But not all Caps get to go for a ride. Some get lost. It happens every now and then.

Buckets are larger than can and a drum is larger than a bucket.
Some people play kick the can while others play kick the bucket.

I had a friend once who told me about a time when his grandson asked him a rather intelligent question
for a boy, his young age. He asked his Grandpa, he said....
Grandpa, when you die, will I get a new bicycle?

Did you know that bicycles might have a cap on them? Maybe two caps? Sometimes, no caps at all.
If you didn't already know that, smile, you do now. 🙂

Isn't learning fun?

I think so.

What about when someone say they'll pop a Cap in your azz?

What then?

When I first saw the topic title, I thought it was about a Capricorn - Cancer r9mamce.


... is it?

I still haven't read the topic

Posted by Wynter
What about when someone say they'll pop a Cap in your azz?

What then?

I'd say wear safety goggles and plug your ears.

Hahahah! 😆 what a dumbass!

Posted by Wynter
Hahahah! 😆 what a dumbass!

For some reason, the kid in this clip.....


reminds me of Tripwire

Posted by Andalusia
When I first saw the topic title, I thought it was about a Capricorn - Cancer r9mamce.


... is it?

I still haven't read the topic

Looks left.... looks right....

Could be.

Posted by sunkisses26

Posted by Andalusia
When I first saw the topic title, I thought it was about a Capricorn - Cancer r9mamce.


... is it?

I still haven't read the topic

thats what I thought too....but I think might really be about cap and a can....not capricorn and cancer lol but who knows....

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Then again, it might be about a certain cap and can on this website.

Can anyone take a guess?

Posted by sunkisses26

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by sunkisses26

Posted by Andalusia
When I first saw the topic title, I thought it was about a Capricorn - Cancer r9mamce.


... is it?

I still haven't read the topic

thats what I thought too....but I think might really be about cap and a can....not capricorn and cancer lol but who knows....

Then again, it might be about a certain cap and can on this website.

Can anyone take a guess?

now you have got my attention ....can I have a clue ....is the cap the boy or the girl.....

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The Cap is just a boy.

Posted by SensitiveBlues
lol you're a hot mess

There's your clue.
As hot as it gets.

Now, back to the Cap....

"Oh for pete's sakes maw, he's just a chi-yeld"

Voice of Sir Alec Guinness:

I've said it before, I'll say it again. The Cap is just a boy.

"Capricorn Sun/Rising, Pisces Moon/Mars. Very wow, much sexy."
17 years old male

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/do-the-dxp-mods-ever-care-about-reports-and-do-they-ever-ban-6481916/?p=5

Posted by Arielle83

Posted by Andalusia
When I first saw the topic title, I thought it was about a Capricorn - Cancer r9mamce.


... is it?

I still haven't read the topic

It's about that whiny 17 yr old Capricorn creating a hate thread for CC.

He's saying a bunch of racist shit to her and expecting the mods to ban her cuz she's hating on earth signs, so I guess that gives him the right to call her a "nig& $ r" cuz she hurt his feelings?

The irrational stance these sensitive retards take is beyond me.

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Da fuq? Is it OwlPharoah again??

Posted by Arielle83

Posted by Andalusia
When I first saw the topic title, I thought it was about a Capricorn - Cancer r9mamce.


... is it?

I still haven't read the topic

It's about that whiny 17 yr old Capricorn creating a hate thread for CC.

He's saying a bunch of racist shit to her and expecting the mods to ban her cuz she's hating on earth signs, so I guess that gives him the right to call her a "nig& $ r" cuz she hurt his feelings?

The irrational stance these sensitive retards take is beyond me.

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Shaking my head.

When I was 17, I preoccupied myself with classic cars and trucks, auto and heavy diesel mechanics, and start learning to drive a truck.

During WWII, kids that age were learning to fly and were bombers by the age of 19 into battle.

This Cap's upbringing is fouled. Possibly doesn't have access to things young men should have access to.
Like vocational training or a dad that can turn a wrench, swing a hammer square on a nail and be able to
guide him in the right direction. For all we know, he may have been brought up by his mother and that's it.
That's a trend that is allll too common, anymore.

He is a product of his upbringing and the nation who's political parties that encourages across the board
low standards.

Posted by feby
When I was 17 I was obsessed with school and sports. That was also quite a bit ago lol I don't think there were cell phones even -_- fuckme

We didn't have cell phones.
Our phones were wired to the wall.


And chalkboards

Posted by SensitiveBlues
Wow you're way too smart for us firebrand!


Do you feel you're too much of a deep thinker? The world just be so rough for you. And I say that kindly

Posted by SensitiveBlues
No i was on the Virgo board and this guy said we're crazy and i read all over the net people think we're crazy.

by the way this is CC , blackmamba...


and i've always been called crazy for being outspoken


i hate the word crazy, it makes me feel so dysfunctional

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Actually, We all have our share of rough spots in life.
Each challenge is to prepare us for the next challenge.
Then, one day, we die.
That is when the work is finished.

In the lowest valley, even canyons, we can see mountains.
On a plateau, we overlook the valleys.
On a mountain, we overlook the plateaus.
On the highest mountaintop, we overlook all the mountains.
Yet our feet are still on the ground.

It's not until we spread our wings and soar, that we can overlook
all things in this world.
And it's not until we can overlook all things in this world
that we are ready to fly....
forever in spirit.

Often, I feel I don't think deep enough.
Interesting thought, though..
Scorpio Sun Pisces Moon
Scorpio.... that thing about death and rebirth
The Phoenix upon rebirth, takes flight.
And the Scorpion?
Forged in the furnace of the driest desolation
of the barren desert.

And the Fish swim deep.
Capable of the darkest depths.
In total darkness, fully suspended,
which way is up? A mystery that deepens.