If A Dog Was TheTeacher....

IF A DOG WAS THE TEACHER

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.


Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.


Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be
pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.


Let others know when they've invaded your territory.


Take naps.


Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.


Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.


On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.


No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing
and pout...run right back and make friends.


Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.


Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and
nuzzle
them gently.

My dog is afraid of car rides. Maybe she doesn't count as a dog, besides she's picky with food and is an incorrigible BRAT! She's food aggressive AND she doesn't listen. She's an old hag, anyway.

This passage really seems to show dogs in a positive light... I dunno... I'm really more of a cat person myself...

All I could think of when I read this is Triumph the comic insult dog from Late Night with Conan OBrian. I don't imagine him teaching a class would be that positive. lol.

What about dogs who lick there selfs all the time. Its just not the french doges that do it,its dogs all over the world. Do they know something we don't?

Do I want to know?

"If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it." That's my favorite. 🙂