no surprises;--fantasies

whats your fantasies? LOL okay, maybe i should make it more clear, it can be either sexual, dreams, love, whateverrr

For me, sometimes i wish i went to some foreign place or wutever and lets say Spain..and theres this big party in the streets and everyones dancing and theres this ONE guy that i spot that has that "spark" that gets my attention. And we both look at eachother and i tease him a bit and walk around as HE follows ME, do you get the deal?! Yes ofcourse, and we keep eyeing eachother and play these silly lil games while in the background i hear music and people are dancing and socializing while i prance around to people to people and he does the same while we STILL look at eachother in that WAY-- One of those "beginning stories" to how our "love" happens. I love the beginning parts -_- and i dont those beginnings to end, unless it deals with drama. Yes i think im a drama queen LOL oh wutever >__>; ANYWAY, then we part suddenly from the party and later on we find eachother again and blah blah. But then i dont want it to be TOO sentimental, cus like sometimes i get all sentimental then suddenly im like EW about it, dude..im weird like that.

anyway LOL i wanna hear yours..

i dont want those*

And if it deals with sexual, id say it has to involve biting, rough and yet gentle sometimes, licking, and yeah LOL wtf why am i even saying this

It must be the time of day for it! What time is it there?

2:36 AM =p*

OK...so my time is their time...yeah...

I forgot, I am in MN and so is dxp!! LOL!

share! >_

It is the time of day for the "morning wood"...

hEHheEHeHEHeHe 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

LOL!

Their eyes meet. It is as if they know each other, but, yet, they both know they have never met...perhaps it was in another lifetime.
It is England, early 1900's. They are both from proper families and know everything that is proper...(LOL! I am cracking myself up!) But, inside of him and inside of her lurk the wild!!

LOL!!!!

this reminds me of romeo and juliet..

GOD i hated that story -_-

Sorry!

I am not very good at this fantasy stuff.

I may have them but...too shy to share on a message board...

I thought I was pretty brave to try on Phoenix's underwear! LOL!

and then one night the man jumps into her room in apparently his undies..and woos her all night till the dew of the sun comes out of its shell and suddenly the girl hears her mother calling for her, they part with a gentle farewell as there happens to be blood stains on the girls blankets, she quickly trashes the blanket around in a "indescent" manner and throws it out the window..but as soon as the man is about to leave, he gets caught with the blanket ontop of him..which leaves the gaurds capturing him and their love breaks into pieces for the parents find out and happens to have sentenced him to death by the horrific manner of HANGING him--to be continued.

LOL dude that was so gay, i shouldve just stuck with him jumping in with his undies and frocking her and then leaving

But, one of the guards was kinda sweet on him he was and he thought maybe if he let him go...they could have a secret tryst of their own. He (the lover) was willing to go along with the guard so he could be free...because then he could see her again in her splendid beauty (naked, that would be!! LOL)

But as soon as he gets toward the bridge which he has to cross in order to leave the domain, he gets this sudden rush of hormones again, he sits there and as he ponders "shwing? or no shwing." But as those sudden rushes keep building he has this crave to just barge in again and having a last and romantic(barf) "Dance" with her once again but just as hes about to climb into her room and jump over the balcony to jump into her bed with his undies, his mother happens to be on her bed laying down and saying in a sheer devilish voice "c'mere.." he eyes lay stiff and asks "where is my princess? my sex goddess?(LOL)" and the mother simply replies "she is getting married in 2 days, i suppose you should leave or rather stay..."--to be continued(LOL nasty)

Eeww! His Mother?? Ok...he pukes(?)

no, she just wanted to offer him some mc donalds, thats all

He is at a loss...where is his beauty. He cannot bear to do anything foolish with this hag! And, yet...he must find a way to get the keys...

Oh yeah..mc donalds...what was I thinking??

The keys are in the mc donalds bag, but the mother suddenly has this scheme boggling in her head, as she says to him "you must prove yourself before you can get these keys in this---mc donalds bag." as he hestitates he asks "how exactly do i get the keys..from the mc dondalds bag. And why are you being so kind?" She looks at him with stern eyes and says "Well the guy she has to marry is a total idiot so you know.."... "i see." what does the man have to do? Will he be able to reach the keys in time? See what happens next on "the false re telling of Romeo and Juliet"

LOL!

ROFL!!!

This is so funny - isn't it strange how girl's fantasies always have excessive backstory! Like you have to explain the life story of the people involved before you can get anywhere. lol

what are male fantasies like?

butter, Cortica I am no writer! LOL! You are sooo right. I think I need to explain everything and I never get anywhere!! LOL!

nyo =3* well it was entertaining atleast puahahhahahah 🙂🙂

wow, i just realized the fantasy i had yesterday is completely not for me right now, agh my thoughts are always changing 😐 i'm probably gonna like it few days later again heHehe da hells wrong with me. o_O

Hey Luz! LOL!

mu har har!! hey star.. 😄

Just a thought...I don't think we should team up to write a novel!! LOL!

LOL i know, its going to be like that retarded movie, the guy whos robin hood and his men in tights?? nyo =3

OMG, you are soo right! Maybe there is a place for this after all! We could write for really BAD movies!!

HAHAHAHAH o_O

and then rate it R!! to piss off the movie critics!

I like it! I like it!

This thread is about sexual fantasies, right? Right up my alley! lol.

I mainly fantasize about men in positions of power, doesn't matter, they could be head telemarketer, as long as they have power. Then, they ravage me wordlessly. No words, just lovin'. lol.

Oh and I like the idea of meeting a stranger, and not having to speak, just knowing that he's going to give me "a whole lotta love"--lol. Oh, the aphrodisiacal quality of Zeppelin.

I also like the idea of getting down in an unconventional place, like, perhaps, a dark alleyway in the rain, which sorta makes one think of that scene in 9 1/2 Weeks, which was an interesting movie, borderline pornographic, definitely a good one to watch if lonely. Or, if not lonely. Basically, I'd watch it any old time.

Oh, thought of a new one. You know that scene in "Risky Business" when he calls that girl up and she comes over...you know, the "call girl"? Yeah, everyone should watch that. lol. Nice.

I want to be in some place where we're discussing different things, and then me and this guy start argueing about shiz and we dont get along at all and later we find out that we like eachother.

I like that one too...that's how all my relationships are. LOL! No, not really, but, that's how they become after a long time. Big fight, makeup session. Big fight, makeup session. And the cycle repeats. lol

So...toys, anyone?

lol

I'll go first: yes, but not freaky ones, and not all the time.

BTW I just got the time to go back and read this entire thread, and it was hilarious. Star and Luz, you should write some sort of screenplay together. lol.

Oh I had the best dream once. I was like 16 when I had this one. I dreamt that this guy who looked like a young and far less hairy Tom Selleck, grabbed me and ripped off all my clothes and we had ourselves a loooooong afternoon on the floor, enjoying the difference between men and women. lol. I remember his hands were...wow. They were big, and adventurous. lol.

So there's one of my "special" dreams, for ya 😉