not joking,,,

I realize these are Eminem lyrics but I snorted my septum up my nose while drinking because half of it broke and fell off but the other half did not because
I think I swallowed it..
My friend is telling me it must of fallen but I know i did.
He's saying it can't travel up your cavity so easily but i don't think its stuck because it would be painful and I could smell.

I feel like there's something something in my throat now lol.

He does not believe me but I can't find the other half anyways and it's black...

That's okay, I don't expect you to understand much. 😉

lol

OMGGG I FOUND IT.

NVM
I need to stop drinking & smoking at the same time..

This guy I'm seeing gave me large mason jar of moonshine cherries so my friend and I ate those with some vodka with a slash of mango nectar.
Im such a bitch now and need chasers since ive evolved into a wino as of late.

Im not going out it's too cold fuck that.

I think its fate because i'm over my septum ring I don't think i'm gonna replace it.

https://olesmoky.com/products/moonshine-cherries


I recommend them..
Idk they taste good and get your brain nice and toasty.
Im saving them for the next time he comes over..
I was telling my friend these are too sexy to share with you..

I'm gonna drink absinthe someday and use a ouija board that's a bucket list.
Absinthe is a drink of the divines. or something like that lol.