Romance Mathmatics

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $ 2 for a $ 1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $ 1 for a $ 2 item that she doesn't need.




GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try understand her at all.




MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.




APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate through the night.




PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.




DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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LOL True, u learn well 😛

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Wow.

A MAN NEVER EXPECTS A WOMAN TO CHANGE, AND A WOMAN EXPECTS A MAN TOO. TRUE! A WOMAN DOES GET THE LAST WORD A MAN THAT SAYS SOMETHING AFTER THAT STARTS A KNEW ARGUMENT , TRUE , TRUE , TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!