The all (zodiac sign) are (X) thread

Thought this would be an opportunity to illuminate the vast wisdom demonstrated on DXP.
One has to enter their post in the form as a statement phrased as a question. Take inspiration from multiple boards.

Examples:
Why are all Cancers crybabies?
Why do Aries women eyebrows always remind one of close up photographs of bees?
Why do Taurus sun Leo (Gemini) moon people have an identity crisis?
Do all Pisces taste like fish?
Why are Caps tighter than a cat lady's privates?
What prompts the neuroses in all Virgos?
How many people walk in the room in the same time as a Gemini?
Do all Sags laughter really sound like a horse's "neigh"?
Why do Scorpios sit in a dark room all the time plotting revenge against imaginary enemies?
Are Aquas really this clueless?
Why do Leos buy so many mirrors?
What is with the Libra obsession with kissing ass?

You get the idea. Have at it.

Posted by Nemilicious
are pisces men playas?

No

Posted by Nemilicious
are pisces men playas?

Now see, this is perfect and I simply cannot understand why it wasn't posted in this thread:

Posted by unknownlegend
I just wanna know if Gemini's are liars? she got a bestfriend but she kept on telling me that her bestfriend wants her to help him do grocery and I could come along. Then when I asked her if she liked him before she said yes but not now it's been years.. I just don't get it if I should believe her that she doesn't think of him more than friends. We're dating and I don't know what to believe anymore... Though she always wanted me to come

Posted by Arielle83
Why are all Aries assholes? This chick keeps trying to fuck my man, can't she find her own?

How come Taurus bishes are so competitive? And fat? How they going to get my husband when they just eat?

I'm a Gemini and want to know if scorpio is good match? I talk and nag too much. How do I get him out of his cave?!

Why do cancers disappear? I text and text non stop, but he refuses to talk to me! Whaaaa whaaaa! I hate all cancer men!

Will my Leo man cheat? He flirts with anything so I'm not so sure now.

Are all Virgo women bullies? They are so boring and judgy, so why they got to pick on ppl just because they aren't OCD.

Why are libra's so insecure, but arrogant at the same time? They must have some weird issues when looking in the mirror. "I'm so hot, everyone is Jealous of me"

Is a scorpio man's penis going to wear me out? I swear I do kegels!

Will this sagittarian man leave me? He's going on contiki tour and I'm pregnant! I think it's his.

My Capricorn just works and gives me no dick. How will I make him realise my pussy is worth more than any money he's gonna make?

Hi I'm an aqua, I'm so weird, but I know I'm special, can someone do my chart?

Are all Pisces liars? This chick came back from Europe with a bruise and I don't know what to think. She isn't into wrestling or tennis, weird eh?

I saw what you did there on that last one.. „