The Ten Chaotic Good Commandments/Sins

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I saw somewhere on a site about tha alignments, an attempt at 10 Commandments and 10 Sins of Chaotic Goodness and liked tha idea but thought theirs was a bit flawed and unpolished. So I made my own and thought id share em:

The Ten Chaotic Good Commandments

1.Thou shall seek maximum pleasure, happiness, and righteousness for everyone except evil-doers.

2.Thou shall strive to be the best version of thy self as thou can be.

3.Thou shall not harm the innocent. Period.

4.Thou shall murder only when necessary or justified.

5.Thou shall not abuse Power or Authority for neutrality or evil / Thou shall abuse Power and Authority for righteousness.

6.Thou shall not betray good-doers / Thou shall not be loyal to evil-doers.

7.Thou shall oppose and avenge the acts of evil-doers and enemies of freedom / Thou shall endorse and protect the acts of good-doers and allies of freedom.

8.Thou shall not be hindered by any law or order in pursuit of goodness.

9.Thou shall lie only in the pursuit of goodness.

10.Thou shall help the needy, including yourself.

The Deadly Ten Chaotic Good Sins

1.Being evil or neutral/indifferent to Good.

2.The harm and especially murder of an ally, innocent or essentially good being.

3.Betraying an ally, proponent of Good, or innocent for neutral or evil reason.

4.Placing duty above fortune and what is morally right.

5.Aiding the servants of Misfortune and Evil / Failing to assist allies or servants of Fortune and Good.

6.Lying or deceiving for neutral or evil reasons.

7.Turning down a chance to trick, cheat, or harm an evil being for apathy or personal gain.

8.Following a law when you feel that it unnecessarily restricts your freedom.

9.Failing to perform an act of kindness when the opportunity is present.

10.Failing to pursue a new form of pleasure.

I love Chaotic Good. Its literally Goodness unleashed. "Nice guys finish last" say what? lololol

In my mind, its TRUE good. Good that doesnt falter or bend or compromise to anythin but itself.
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Posted by Montgomery
Highly subjective-- it pretty much steps all over itself.

But with the operative being 'chaotic'... I guess it stands to reason.



Certainly one of the more interesting posts I've seen, lately.



That IS in fact the point to Chaotic. Chaotic means really you are a paradox and work by paradox. The funny thing is, my complaint with the original was it sounded too black and white. They made it sound like Chaotic Good is really highly about just, hatin any kind of order. But in our own twisted fucked up way, we sorta have our own order. Its just found in individualism and chaos. We carve our own paths, blaze our own trails.

This is why I feel like Ophiuchus. Which is tha sign that accordin to Vedic astrology I was born under. Because its fittin them to be a Lone Wolf as well a "King Soul", To only be willing to accept the position of #1 and having their own idea for how things should be run.

The point is that there really are no rules except the #1 rule. Which is the that Goodness is chief above all.

I remember describin Rick from Rick and Morty to a friend and how much of an example of Chaotic Goodness he is. He is a dude that as soon as literal Satan shows up in town. He tears him apart and makes him want to kill himself. All by being more fortunate. He really does act like God. Like the Christian God. People dont realize it but he is modeled after him.

And we are talkin about a God that allegedly embodies Goodness itself. Most people have aligned Rick as some kind of Evil. Chaotic Evil, Lawful, etc. But the truth is that he is just the really extreme end of Chaotic Good. The God of the bible is also Chaotic Good. He punishes evil severely throughout the book. Even some of the smallest infractions. He killed kids that insulted a bald man by sending a motherfuckin LION. I mean damn. Did they trike a nerve there God? I guess he just really hates people who insult bald people. I hate them too lmao

He sent a flood to wipe the world clean. He is goin to end the world supposedly. Etc. He literally is "above" the law, even almost seemingly above moral law. Rick is Chaotic Good because you can tell that no matter how brutal he gets, it is from some really intense integrity. Its almost like morality is outright a war to him. And he does underneath it all seem to be aiming for some higher purpose or higher good. He just is the way he is, because thats what it takes to rule a universe under goodness.

When Satan shows up Rick just breezes in and and starts wreckin his ass. I mean sure there is also the intent to dominate a Demigod. Its inherent competition and a goal for Rick. To kill a Demigod proves you are least a Demigod yourself. The point is. This is what true ascendancy is. True transcendence. Comin to embrace this path leads to true mastery of reality.
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Posted by Geminariescharmer
Wonderful thread

Here's the eleven satanic rules of the earth to add on

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

I think the Satanic laws are Lawful Evil. Which is funny considering God is a representation of Chaotic Good. But yeah. They are The Black. Which im goin to include in the religion im makin. Im goin to talk about morality and The White, The Black, and The Grey, etc. But you can see why I actually highly disagree with the Satanic laws. Maybe its because Satanism has been around for a while. It has spread into cultures around the world just as Christianity has. You see references to it in Japanese Anime.

But ultimately Satanisms Commandments seem too ignorant in its own ways. It is an improvement from the oppressive tyranny of the dogma of Christianity, sure. But they are highly lacking and flawed and evil in their own ways.

Its just like people will say that Satan in the bible killed less people than God. But then people will forget that Satan is the one that without hesitation embraced a bet on innocent lives. He killed them on a bet. If he was just this rebelling force that was rebelling against an evil God. He wouldnt stoop to something like that. What im tryin to say is. Satanism is kinda like just decidin to sin outright. It has some slight principle to make it seem more good natured. But its still just living as sinful of a life as possible. Do everything Christianity says to not do basically, and the commandments reflect that.

The Chaotic Good ones I thought up sound to me like exactly what would actually be true Goodness. It has everythin I felt was missin from the Satanic ones.

Still just as interestin of a thing to share, shrug.