Wet T-shirt contest on Mars

I know people are enthralled over the breaking news of water being discovered on another planet in our solar system. Everyone will be taking their attention away from the Dallas reboot Blood and Oil and feverishly scanning the channels for further news of water on mars discovery. It will also fly in the face of those religious groups like Kim Davisist if small microbes is found there.

Water.... you should look at the pictures of green grass that they color red

*liquid water

Did you know that liquid water being on the planet is what makes it a habitable zone. It has to be a certain distance away from the Sun for it to be habitable. Indication of it be habitable is finding liquid water. How exciting at another planet with in our solar system is habitable.

I'm stoned af fucking typos

Posted by Magenta_Azure
Did you know that liquid water being on the planet is what makes it a habitable zone. It has to be a certain distance away from the Sun for it to be habitable. Indication of it be habitable is finding liquid water. How exciting at another planet with in our solar system is habitable.

No shit Sherlock! Let's all give her a fucking medal for common astronomy based knowledge that a lot of us knew. Mars is a tad bit out of the Sun's goldilocks zone but life there has a chance to blossom if mars can regain the magnetic field it was to hold an atmosphere and the water built up in the caps and permafrost are melted and most of the iron present in the surface is relocated back to the core. Or better yet an earthquake of cosmic earth breaking magnitude to jolt the core into working again since the core is half dead and the planet can barely afford to keeps its moons in orbit let alone hold an atmosphere. What cause the core go become so slowed down is a mystery in its own