Yummy Mummy sent me this...Tis fun!

This is heaps of fun

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a

This is heaps of fun

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

DAMN YOU DXP!

Sorry...they won't let me post it

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Oh wait...there it is!


I murdered a policeman because I am sexy and I do what I want!

haha.. keep posting c-lady..

I ate an ipod because I was drunk.

I smacked your mom a banana because I was drunk.

haha...this is too funny! thanks CL 🙂

i shot an ipod because i was drunk...

I gave a lapdance to my brother because I was drunk.

hahaha...that is gross.

i murdered a goat because i hate myself...pretty accurate.... 🙂

I bet you are hot in a green shirt, GEMTWO.

i can show u a pic 😉

Let's have that picture GEMTWO. 🙂

studd right?

That's not you. Is it?

You just searched google for man with green shirt didn't you.

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That is really you?

Ok so you are a stud. But that shirt...come on now. You got me giggling and stuff with that shirt.

hey Virgo, my real pic is on my profile...take a look before i take it out....i'm shy 🙂

I saw your picture, a little blury. I can't really see your face that well.

good enough though right? u got the idea...

i need to call it a night...sleep tight Virgo....

Yes, so how tall are you?

4'11"

Really? I'm 5'7.

Nice!!! i really need to hit the hay....goodnight 🙂

Oh...Good Night Gemtwo. Maybe the sleep dreams take you to somewhere wonderful and pleasant.

You can see mine OneFine. I am really annoyed about being left out as well.

Perhaps we should take ours down and trade?

both of you should keep your pics up 🙂

i had it on my profile.....

I'm thinking of adding some more psychedelic ones to mine...

Be a man and just put your picture up without any interference.

Virgo,
u need to post a pic.....

I don't think Gem*Two is in a position to complain about people not having a photo up ... since he doesn't have one up himself.

i just put one up...its on my profile...i'm taking it down in a bit though

i'll leave it up for a bit longer then 🙂

You guys can close your eyes and point at each one and some times it's really funny, i could'nt stop laughing.

My friends thingy majiger: I humped my brother because i hate myself.

Pick the color of your under wear:

pink-I licked
Blue-I farted on
white-I makedout with
Red-I got horny from
green-I pooped on
yellow-I ate
orange-I raped
black-I humped

Pick the day your birthday was on:

Monday-a mustard bottle
Tuesday-a dog
Wedsday-a cake
thursday-my shoe
friday-my finger
saturday-the computer mouse
sunday-my boyfriend

Pick the month your birthday was on:

january-because i was horny.
february-because i thought it was the right thing to do.
march-because my sister wanted me to.
april-because my dog likes me.
may-because i like to.
june-because it felt good.
july-because i said i would.
august-because someone dared me to.
october-because i was happy.
september-because i was sad.
november-because i like myself.
december-because it was time to.