Girls! I’ve just understand why he isn’t texting

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Gemitati
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...24/7!

Imagine I was SO busy that I had not even checked if I have messages...and when I checked I hadn’t.

So at 6pm I’ve texted what’s up?

He said was so busy that all we need now is jacuzzi and full body massage.

I said I have one. He said he wants to come over. I said fine. But right after I am moving in with him and probably with my mom as well...

We had a laugh! He declined politely and told me to shut up and never speak unless spoken to...lmao

So! The moral is - of you want texting non stop - date a bum. Buy him phone and feed him from. mcD dollar menu and he will text his ass off 24/7 hoping for a BigMac from adult menu with large order of French fries but...he has to be really good in bed for that menu!

Fuck! I am so tired and sorry I refused additional patient...because she is my fav! I just said NO!

It felt weird af! I haven’t said NO for a while...if you know what I mean...

Shit! Want some BigMac with French fries and soft ice cream...though it’s sticky when you eat it alone...

Wait...what was I saying? It’s my third shot kicking in...but I hope I can manage a few more and pass out...