On the radio this morning the dj had a topic about how "manwhores pick up women." Anyway, this one guy said that he pick ups MILFS at Walmart. He said his looks are below average and he is not very confident. So what he does is grabs a whole bunch XL magnum condoms and then proceeds to flirt with the women. He said that the women flock to him when he does this. However, when he has sex with these women, they are very disappointed because he can not fit the XL magnum condoms because he's too small. Hell he said that he's almost too small to fit the regular size condoms. Needless, to say he never ever gets a callback.
