I LOVE MY FISH!!!!!!

CAUTION:THIS MESSAGE CONTAINS CONSTANT HEAVY GLOATIN'AND TEASING ABOUT MY FISH (OR FISHES....HA ) ok, just so you know, i am a Gemini male; however, i am in deep love w/ this drop dead, natually HUGE boob pisces beauty. she's gr8, bottom line.I love talkin' about her,(so if u dont like it, go f@ck yourselves...seriously)and she does have her freakish ways (to have been a virgin). for intance...the whole "graspin' your d@ck when u 1st come thur the door 4m work and sexually whispering 'How way work'"....2 words:F@CK YEAH!! "and walkin 'round the house 1/4 nude and swear she doesnt know whats shes doing wrong".Imagine comin' home and not hearin' bitchin' and moanin' about some slut at work (cause i damn sure dont want to hear it),she's f@ckin HILIARIOUS (she got that 4m me), not spendin money on $ 800 shoes 'oh no, i rather buy something 4 u',she keep track of ALL the games 4 me(even though she HATES them),she dont give a damn if the toilet seat is up cuz she'll just put it down,i dont have 2 beg 4 sex ...ever,i never have 2 worry about a 1/2 empty stomach or a dirty home or dingy clothes,and my favorite..... the fish always in sexual needs and gives (mostly oral)and dont really talk afterwards, just go str8 2 sleep.BUT There are the odd-sides like wanderin',cryin' at 'Montser's Inc.'and other pixar films,eating more than me, some times wait until im sleep to go sleep on the bench-bed at night on the patio (even when its 17 degrees.....i guess because its by the flowers and water and all that gay b.s.),make it seem like shes the victim (u wouldn't guess how many f@ckers come up 2 me and say, 'compared 2 ur wife, your satan's tutor),and other bizzare things. Sooooooooo if you r a female fish (you go you big freak) and 2 the guys who's life isnt like mine (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.........(no it wasnt a shrew-up w/ the w/ the computer's key board, that was me laughin at u) In short, I LOVE MY FISH.I LOVE U,BABY.I LOVE MY FISH. I LOVE U , BABY.I LOVE MY FISH.

WHOO

Tee HEe - U are sooooo cute 🙂
Happy to hear u are happy

Ok, Mr Gemini,for verification purposes, I'm going to need, you to provide, all necessary information.Or you can, jus make it easier, for us, by telling, us her birthday, and what country and city she was born, in, so we can do all the dirty work of figuring out her planets lol.

A new thing, I'm into, I'm designing my ideal girl, so I'm putting together, all the perfect placements.Nevermind me, just provide the info lol

Finally! Someone who loves us for who we are. BTW, I have big boobs.

a4_gemini

GOOD FOR YOU!

When a Pisces REALLY loves you, it is a wonderful feeling!

BTW

I like the Busta Rhymes spin...

ha!! you remind me of my husband....CRAZY!!!.,but still cool.

bye mdt *laughs*

Translation:

CAUTION: I DONT WANT ANY CRITICISM WHILE I MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER FOR BEING A JERK TO MY WIFE.
Just so you know, I am a sexist chauvinist male who thinks my wife's a beautiful toy with large breasts. She is great, and now I will talk about her because she came back after I made her fall and break a gift I received and because I couldn't accept my mistake, I treated her horribly, told her I want a divorce, and basically broke her heart. But she's come back to me so now I am happy I can abuse her even more.
So my wife was a virgin before I met her, so naturally sex with me means a whole lot, because she's very sensitive and equates sexual intimacy with love. So she feels she is so in love that she does anything to please me. She walks around naked to try to get me on my good side, avoids talking about anything that is happening in her life (cause she sure doesn't want to bother me while I selfishly drone on about mine). She has a great sense of humor, but I am so self-deluded I think I had anything to do with it when in fact I'm boring as a piece of wood. She doesn't spend money on herself the way I've heard other women do, but she buys me stuff. I've brain washed her into keeping track of infantile games because I like them, and succeeded doing one more thing she wouldn't have ever done on her own volition. She is a great maid and gives me blow jobs because actually I am too lazy to f@ck. I don't care about none, zero, O of her needs, she is there to satisfy me, period. I do see from time to time how sensitive she really is, and other people apparently see my abuse to her and have even come up to tell me that, but I don't really care. Just to reiterate, I am a most delusional selfish prick, and I think I own my wife like the other furniture in my house. I LOVE MY TOY WIFE, I REALLY DO, I LOVE MY TOY WIFE, I WISH THEY SOLD THOSE AT WALMART SO I CAN BUY 10 MORE OF THEM!!!!!!

Well at least you are honest...

Cancerlady, I wrote this as a response to a4_gemini's post.

Ah...

Translation! LOL You are MEAN!

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LMAO! hey, its fine 2 feel envious (totally normal),its fine to not handle continuous braggin about a life unreached (therefore un-lived) by u (thats expected), but when u say "she came back so i may abuse her even more" thats the part when i yield and laugh. i dont ask her for nothing, she asks me 4 nothing. i cant help that she loves me that much to think of me.( hell, shes likes that w/ everyone really). sh@t, i shrew-up, tease, and joke ALOT. she takes it slightly hard, she forgives me, she gets me back equally, and we are right back to point AH. its a healthy,lovin', and strange relationship, and people knows it.soooo, just because im except the gifts and food from her; im not abusive.just because im not that slightly 'feminine' guy ; im not abusive. just because i dont dont understand her, but love the things she does 4 me; im not abusive. and just because LOVE braggin about us (mainly her); im not abusive.
so claim down and except it. but, dude , you off the wall funny. you most do improv- comedy.

Dude, first of all I am not a dude. Second, most of my friends are pisces, so I don't argue with you here about how great your wife is, because I love pisces too, and I get to enjoy being friends with them all the time.

So, that said, I actually gotta give you points for writing back, and not flying off a handle the way I half expected you would. I take it there were some things in my post that weren't that far off for you to not just say "f u".

You obviously have a good thing, dude, nobody's debating that. As far as the abuse, you're right, I don't know you two, nobody here does. So do me a favor and ask an impartial friend who knows you both flat out "do you think I am abusive to my woman"? If they say no, that has merit. What really ticked me off by your post was not your gloating, it was the fact that you seem like you think that just because your pisces wife is not fighting back maybe when she should, that that makes it alright. Pisces can be way too gullible for their own good, and you can justify it by saying "well she's fine with it". I am saying to you, why are you here on a pisces board after your wife walked out on you for a week? Were you not freaked out that maybe you went too far? Didn't it cross your mind that maybe you "f@@ed up the great thing you had"? Cause it sounds like you are a lucky guy, very lucky, not "Good", just a lucky dude.

Scorpoffcharts, I like your sass. Can we be friends? 🙂

DAMN!!.....U MAKE ME SOUND MORE AWESOME THAN WHAT IM ALREADY AM. '"YEAH!! THATS DAMN RIGHT, AND IF SHE DOESN'T DO WHAT I SAY I'LL STOMP A 2ND HOLE IN HER @SS. AND SHE KNOWS IT. SHE KNOWS WHEN I COME HOME, SH@T BETTER B SPOTLESS AND STOVE WARM OR I'LL PLAY LIKE A 'KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN'FAMILY VALUE PACK AND SERVE HER B.A. W/ A 12 TO 14 PIECE.!!!DAMN RIGHT SHE BETTER BOP ME UP DAILY ('CAUSE SUCKIN' IS THE NEW F@CKIN) AND WASH MY CLOTHES, I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO DIRTIED THEM .IT SURE @SS HELL BETTER NOT HAD BEEN HER, OR I'LL MAKE HER SH@T HER OWN TEETH!!AND I DARE HER TO BROKE MY SH@T AGAIN, I DONT CARE IF I MADE HER OR WHAT!!!!
THANKS 4 YOUR FAN-LETTER,AND DONT B AFRAID 2 WHUP UR BITCH

FROM UR IDOL,A4_GEMINI
P.S.KEEP UR PIMP HAND STRONG'"


..................LOL

im not tryin' 2 take sides, but you did some what call him abusive. and im sure he was just mixin' humour w/ truth wrapped in a guys' form. thats' how 'Guys' guys express themselves ..with cockyness. i bet he didn't mean to portray his wife in that WAY that u thought way opposing 2 his wife(or women in general). obviously, he's fond of the pisces women and 2 him he found the best 1, and enjoys he so much he wants 2 tell the world, whether their keen of it or not.i've been around guys alot (especially my husbands friends) and the way they talk about there wives is fairly equal (if not dirtier) 2 A4's message . "oh, dude, she was wet as a ocean" or "god, man, she was a freak". i'm sure A4 was just celebratin' a lucky catch (literally..lol)
you hve 2 remember... some guys are stupid




AND 2 YOU, GEMINI!!, remember this line isnt just gals. its fine 2 brag but dont take it over like you are sittin' on the 'so'fah' w/ ur 'homies' drinkin' Bud Wieser and watchin' the game (THAT UR WIFE REMEMBERED!) some things r 2 b left un-sayed (or typed.lol)

now may we please put this disagreement in its grave...im sorry that i was harsh and mean to u guys, but i (and im sure every 1 else) dont want 2 want 2 come on here w/ high hopes ,but however walts right in when mommy and daddy is fightin'..........NOW HUG AND MAKE UP!!. ( oh and gemini, watch your hands. i know now u percious gems are)

thank u *applauds neptune_girl* THANK U, finally some 1 w/ a fair gesture. (damn pisces are wise).
and ,b 4 any 1 gets pissed ,in the previous message, it was what people call , a joke.do u know what that is? any way, i do believe i already stated y i was on here.and she did come back almost a week ago. when i open the door she had been cryin' and i thought some 1 was doin' or either had did so thing 2 her. when she said,"i came back to see do you love me yet?"i asked her "where did u go, why didnt u call or e-mail, what the hell wrong w/u, u dont go missin 4 10 days un-reached",(and truth-fully, i DID yell, after all i was goin' crazy tryin 2 locate her face 2 face). she said she was at ADAMS MARK (a hotel) an that she knew i had been on her job lookin' 4 her,(which was true)however, she thought i was lookin 4 her just 2 make her sign papers(which is not true),and that i had called every 1(ncludin' my parents and they resides in oregon.)and she just wanted 2 b to her self. right at that point i just could not hold it in any longer, i let out the world most biggest (and ugliest) laugh,and explained that i was kiddin' and i couldnt believe she believed that i actually wanted a divorce AFTER and BEFORE i laughed.from that day on, i dont think ill b playin' w/ her (literallY) like that anymore.

strangly ,in a way, im glad she left.it really gave me alot of time 2 see c the way i did her.and it gave the since that u r people that totally differ emotional-wise .

lol..._gemini, your side-splitin'. so, how and where did u meet your fish?😉

scorpoffcharts, you are totally right in your assessment of this neaderthal. And I feel sorry for him when his wife finally grows up and realizes she doesnt need this legend in his own mind.

*singin'"Shake the haters off"* dude,im 2 at peace right now to let u get to me,'cause my WIFE has just made 5 sweet potato pies 4 a employee's baby shower and gave me 2. what a sweet lady (literally)*take a bite of pie and pinch off hater-lit*.
ANYWAYS...i met her in college,when she was a freshman.I had seen her around;however i didnt know she was my sister's room-mate.A few days later,my sister introduced us.At 1st,I thought she was just"another"girl(u know the nerdy,overly conserved and covered up poor girls that when its 96 degrees u catch them wearin' a wind- breaker)that i just befriend a LITTLE and give an unemotional and cool 'hey' and 'look, i gotta go'.i think it was a few days later,i found out how ODD she really was(not the mentally crazy'weird',NO),it was an 3-day senior field trip to the Amazon Forest and since she had taken advanced prep. classes all thur middle and high school so she got to go.BUT i still dont know how i gotten signed up and why i even went ('cause i wasn't in any animal science or animal biology classes),but i still went.On the flight there,we (well...THEY)where assigned to listen to a long a $ $ movie about the amazon and the animals that lived there and $ hit,however,thur out the whole movie she was tellin' jokes and stories about her weird bothersome mother,her poor childhood and gigglin'.At time,i was still some what pissed to go to the d@mn forest.soon she had everyone around her crackin' up and fartin, it was kindergarden all over again, and i needed that,that and the way she prompted her head on the window.......so hot.And from that day on i was becomin' tamer and mellower, and me and her became like tight 'friends' (so she thought or believed).
so the time came 4 me to graduate,and she was 2 become a sophmore.i invited her to an grad . party my friends and i was throwin,there where planed 2 b sex,nudity,alot of drinkin,mary jane(weed),and more sex.i knew she was a christian,& i definitly wasnt, but i 4 got ('cause she didnt spit the love of jesus down peoples mouth).when she come, my near-buzzed left completly and she & i talked on the frat's stairs.i always felt so 'high' around her and she knew i did. i dont remember the things i said,but when i plaused, she directly stated,"look,i know, dont candy-coat it.you like me & the real reason im on these stairs is 4 u to say it".i admitted she was correct,& we went out on up until SHE grat.(in the top 10).so i ask her to marry me on her grad night.
And on

..........but im not married 2 all of u.

"..but im not married 2 all of u."

LOL,Thank god for small mercies.

lmAo.....your terrible. i know their is never a dull moment w/ two married clowns.

i mean YOU know there is never a dull moment w/ 2 married clowns

I love my fish too,they swim up to the top to be feed and everything🙂Oooh,pisces fish,I get it,yeah I gues hes a sexy bitch also.

*wanders off to slap pisces boyfriend on the ass*

scorpoffcharts that was hilarious.....lol

Who is that idiot...a4 gemini?

what idiot?

Fuck off four eyes!

who knows .......and more importantly.....WHO GIVES A F*CK?. ' cause i know i surely don't. any 1 else?

Everyone who reads this topic thinks that you're an idiot.

You wish to think that nobody gives a fuck about it? Cool. Because nobody gives a fuck about what you think.

"every one here thinks your an idiot"


oh, so your the voice of everyone here!? just because i stand up for to you &ss holes.......im an idiot? i mean some of you guys got offended because i gragged about someone, gotten envious so much that you called me an 'wife-abuiser'.....and im an idiot?


o...kay

I like fresh fish for about 30 minutes, and then they get increasingly stinking and you gotta throw 'em out! Just Kidding! Crabs smell bad too! But Gems don't ever smell, they just sparkle! 🙂

Oh butter! I didn't realize I was gettin in the middle of a smelly crack...I'm leaving now....Have a grrreat holiday...I know I will with my gem! 🙂

oh, so your the voice of everyone here!? just because i stand up for to you &ss holes.......im an idiot? i mean some of you guys got offended because i gragged about someone, gotten envious so much that you called me an 'wife-abuiser'.....and im an idiot?


4 gem.....maybe if you knew how to spell and construct a sentance, people wouldnt think you were and idiot. Hey, that's how you really keep your pimp hand strong....by earning people's respect. Not controlling women. Please read over the above quote and fix the errors and re-post it. thank you.

Everyone who reads this topic thinks that you're an idiot.

You wish to think that nobody gives a fuck about it? Cool. Because nobody gives a fuck about what you think.


hahahahaha haffo.. u rock 😛

You guys are unbelieve-able.If you just think about it, he did put a "CAUTION" on his weird message, and told you what the message was going to be about. And it was all well, and some of use enjoyed it, until some one made a comment that he was abusive to his 'fish' and what not and that didnt even know his life or his wife. so he put place a message about "makin' your pimp hand strong", i guess it was a little satire about the person you guess saw him to be. He even placed an "in the other message.. i was kiddin'" or some thing like that. And you guys still did not let up. Can you guys take jokes? im a teen pisces even and I can take i joke. and then you guys siad he could not spell and type and stuff..And i guess you all dont make mistakes. i come on here every blue moon and what do i see ...MISTAKES!
if you ask me, i dont like he is an idiot.......You are.!
im startin to believe gemini when he called some of you haters...you are. he is also right when he said that you some of you let your envy turn to rage and anger. people should be able to talk about what ever as long they are not talkin' about YOU.

im startin to believe gemini when he called some of you haters...you are.



... u know what.. we all have the right here to state our opinions ... we'll say whatever we want 😛😛 and BTW im not a hater.....im a lover but some people just waaaaaay hilarious 😛😛😛

some people are * waaaay hilarious 🙂

typo 😛😛