I mistook

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Is mistook a word? I guess so...

Anyways, I know an Aqua when I see one. I have way too many in my close personal life.

This dude was so strange, and everything about him screamed Aqua. His energy, his movements, the way he talked, his philosophies, etc,

He has an 18 yearr old rattail that goes all the way down to his butt. He has refused job offers because they wanted him to cut it off. He says he could never part with it, it's like an appendage, he "likes the way it feels on his back." His exact words... He calls it the bullshit detector...as in if it's a factor in whether or not an employer hires him, he thinks they're full of shit and he won't work for them. He was talking about how he hates "corporate america"
He has a back pack he carries around which he refers to as his "feed bag." He eats only to maintain the perfect ratios of protein, carbs and fats.
He likes to solve problems for people, be the peacemaker, and offer solutions.
He loves listening to people's stories and hearing different perspectives, life outlooks...
He refers to secondary work quite often...you can tell money is only a means to an end to him.
He talked about his short term and long term goals with me...he wants to finish his book, sell enough to invest some money to support himself, then go back to school for computer technology and build robots that will change the world...


I was CONVINCED.
So, I asked him...when is your birthday?

His answer: YESTERDAY

WTF is going on here? :/
I'm disturbed

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Yeah this dude's so whack. I love it.

He goes on and on about how he can't ejaculate now. Lmao.
I don't know if this is true or an attempt at self promotion...but I'm not taking the bait.
I think there might be a real disorder associated with that though, poor bastard.

He said his last serious girlfriend dumped him because he couldn't and she thought it meant he didn't love her. She was a Virgo I believe, he said her birthday was in September. I didn't want to sound weird and ask further which date. Haha



He's really a gentle spirit though. I wish he could find his match & I wish I could help.
But he's like not even from this planet I swear. :/

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This did sound SO Pisces to me:
(I started to believe it)

He said he was into S&M in his younger years.
He told me a story...haha...he liked this girl he met at one of those conventions...she wanted to bring her cousin into the mix. He was down even though her cousin had a butter face. While his chick was going down on him, her cousin stabbed him with this little knife in the rib cage, but he didn't stop them cause he was enjoying it. He was like "I was bleeding out, but it was awesome."

........


hahahahahaha
true story or not? You never know with a Pisces.