(..sorry, i could not fit all into one post..'i found this candid, refreshing perspective on all 12 signs a few years ago; hope it gives you a lil smile..ew~)
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And remember, if you take any of this crap personally then it must be true!
ROTTEN-SCOPES!
Libra: You're an airhead when it comes to money or simply ordering food in a restaurant. You can't make a decision and actually stick to it to save your life! You are gullible and naive and don't learn from your mistakes. You don't care about anything and you flirt too much.
Scorpio: All you do is brood and lead a life of havoc. You like to choose friends with low self-esteem that have more problems than you do. It makes you feel powerful. So do your "strings attached" favors. You're too secretive and demanding...and it pisses everyone off!
Sagittarius: All you do is drink and gamble. You have to rely on your luck because you have no skills. Like Aries, you don't finish anything you start. You can't commit to save your life! You suck.
Capricorn: Why don't you stop trying to manage everyone else's life and worry about your own! Your need to control and meddle in other people's lives makes you very unpopular. And smile for once in your life!
Aquarius: You're so busy being busy that you don't do anything effectively, and your absent-mindedness doesn't help. Jack of all trades, Master of none. Why don't you go buy yourself some feelings you tactless robot!
Pisces: How about some cheese with that whine! You're a martyr in your own delusional world. That could change if you only had an ounce of ambition! You're probably already crying because you're too damn sensitive...'about almost everything!'...grow some balls and get on with it!
These ones can also be found on my other *Topic Post*...s~
ROTTEN-SCOPES!
Aries: You're a tyrant, and that's one of your better qualities! You don't finish anything you start. You're so damn competitive that even if there's no competition you'll invent one in your head just so you can say "See! I won! See how great I am?"
Taurus: Your jealousy and possessiveness gets old REAL quick! Nobody likes you because all you talk about is yourself, and you're boring. All you do is eat, sleep, and pet your possessions; get over it!
Gemini: You're a flake and you're two-faced. You think the world owes you and because of this attitude you'll be in debt the rest of your life. You have no intention of growing up.
Cancer: You're a moody little bitch...and that goes especially for the men! You can't give a straightforward answer. Stop your crying, you big baby! Nobody cares!
Leo: You're lazy and you expect everything to be handed to you on a big silver platter. You're always bitching about something. You need to be knocked off the pedestal you put yourself on and realize the world does NOT revolve around you!
Virgo: You need to quit picking apart other people's flaws and worry about your own. After all, nobody asked you! You put the "anal" in "analytical." You're prude and prissy and you need to stop being so damn anal retentive!
Reading through these, I think I'm closer to the description of my moon, than sun.
Pisces: Not a martyr, have ambition, not crying all the time, have balls . .
Cancer: One moody bitch, straightforward answers don't exist, why should anybody care
Although, my rising is Leo and that's close to: always bitching about something, everyone should hand things to me if I want it, and the world revolves around me
lol, these are cool, thanks for posting them mystic fish
i too find for the most part that i am closer or just as close to my aquarian moon (-so busy being busy that you don't do anything effectively-yessss, must finish this before moving onto that; just too many pies and not enough fingers!) & Taurus rising (-as i rather do tend to guard & covet my earthly possessions; hoping they will NEVER get old, lost, or break on me! ..YIKES 😉)
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DO NOT read this page if you do not have a sense of humor or can't handle the truth! This material is STRICTLY intended for those who enjoy a good laugh...'at themselves!
And remember, if you take any of this crap personally then it must be true!
ROTTEN-SCOPES!
Libra: You're an airhead when it comes to money or simply ordering food in a restaurant. You can't make a decision and actually stick to it to save your life! You are gullible and naive and don't learn from your mistakes. You don't care about anything and you flirt too much.
Scorpio: All you do is brood and lead a life of havoc. You like to choose friends with low self-esteem that have more problems than you do. It makes you feel powerful. So do your "strings attached" favors. You're too secretive and demanding...and it pisses everyone off!
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