This Cracks Me Up!

You know how im always going on and on about my scorp and how he was bad for me, but he was s funny guy, let me tell you. he kept me laughing. And I was talking to Scorpio702 and i was reminded of my old scorpio. It used to be the funniest thing the name he gave to his penis... i know i know, im being nasty.

He used to call it his "Schmeat" And I dont know why, but every time i think about it, i just die.

LOL it just cracks me up... he used to say it like everyone calls it that. First he called it a "Schlong" and while I know a lot of people call it that, where the hell did "Schmeat" come from?

hahahahaha that's funny...

I remind you of your old scorp? Is that a bad or good thing? I hope it's not bad 😢

its never good...

Well.. I'm sorry that I reminded you of your ex scorp... I didn't mean to..

BiG D

What about My BOZAC! LOL!

Well, I guess so long as it isn't Schmall 😉

Schmall Schmeat

my aunt calls the vag, miss pretty....her husbands calls it ugly...
dont ask.

I call my one names, because I dont like to say the plain word. Funny ones I will not reveal 😉

I call mine Torquey Tallywacker, or Slippy The Snake. Actually, that's not all I call my package, I have tons of names. 🙂

phew..

It's stupid, but he makes my name seem normal...so hahahahaha🙂

Schmall Schmeat

that was sooooooo funny. nah, it was anything but schmall. he had good schmeat lol

my virgo ex calls it "The business"