sex machines? hmmmmmmm

I need to revive that part of my scorp, he's gotten lazy and boring. 😢

Hence the chicks look so good these days! hahahah lol

You NEVER know! Could be you are having second thoughts or WILD thoughts, and soon you'll be acting them out! HEHEHE....🙂

You know that's kind of a bummer though. When you are with someone for a lonf=g time, things cool off too much. Is anybody out there still keeping it fresh and lively with someone they've been with for a long time? HOW??

You love that person but things still get routine and stale, and then your eye wonders even if your heart stays home. LOL

haha

"Da Stallion"

I heart DK.

see ..now you know why that cappy is looking so good to taurusgoddess....maybe she hit the 4 month mark😉

scorp moon...plus aqua sun....total sadist....

yeah you DK 😛

i thought the meds were finished...—

i knew it...

yaaa riiight

::giggles::

::giggles some more::

Ha, this is funny!! Pandora?s Box, now there?s a trick (or 10)!!

munster?

takes the aches away.

havent you been doing this for a while notso?

preach!

What type of dance notso?

aaaah okay.
that explains it.

every night before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

hehe...i love chuck norris jokes. the good ones make me chuckle every time.

"every night before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for DK/Da Stallion."

you better watch your back. because chuck norris will read that. and when he does...just remember that when you can see chuck norris, chuck norris can see you. but when you can't see chuck norris, you may be seconds away from death.

omg!!!! are you serious DK—?? that's freakin' weird as all hellballz, cause my roommate just re-read the ENTIRE list tonight to refresh our memories and that was my favorite too. no joke.

i also highly enjoyed this one:

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."

*slaps forehead*

sorry notso, that was insensitive on my part. i definitely don't want another twin. you are my one and only.

"I am so high right now."

you can type coherently when high? i'm impressed.

hahahahaha! i love it.

let me find another good one...*browses*....

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody."

"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist."

hahahah...the sheer stupidity of it makes it gigglicious.

"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."

—————? lol

"Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ?get out of jail free' card."

the one DK was talking about

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that one was one of the funniest ones in my opinion too

" When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out."

"Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors."

^^^ knee slappers

"Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father."

"Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris."

^^^ tribute to star wars

i'm pretty sure you're on the same list as me now. there are a LOT of funny ones. but then there some that are just plain dumb, just to forewarn you.

"When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways."

no idea why i find that one funny, but i do.

"Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is."

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! grrrrreat.

the dolphins one, i don't recall it.

"Chuck Norris doesn't eat. Rather he kicks ass until he's full."

ooooooh ok. i can see how that would work.

there is no chuck norris tendon, lmao!

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food."

^ don't get that one. but still kinda funny.

lmao @ the motherflipping baby lamb one...how retarded can you be...DK, in regards to your current situation, i'm certain some of these were thought up when people were high.

lmao @ gary coleman and webster!!!! lmmfao!!!!

hahaha i know the spell check one is AMAZINGGGG

hahaha you have got to be kidding me...i really wanna meet the people who think this way. and i'd probably eventually also like at least one of them to bear my child.

"Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang."

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kill me now cause i can't take this pain in my tummy...the laughter...i shall perish

hahahah there's another one that says chuck norris only masturbates to pictures of chuck norris 😛

"""Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.""

funny"

a frickin' greed.

i just have to say that i really don't understand why the "blind man" one occupies slot # 10. i really believe that there are others more worthy of the honor.

alright, this was a lotta fun kids. i'm going to bed now. 'night beautiful, and DK.

"Make sure to roundhouse some people while you;re at it."

*roundhouse kicks DK in the face for trying to order her around*

and lmao @ the one about his hair...hahahaha i had never heard that one before.

night for real!