51 Universal truths about women

1. Real men drive stick shift.

2. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during,or following sex doesn't count.

3. I will leave if you lie.

4. You are cute in those baseball practice shirts with the white body and the different colored sleeves.

5. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. (Trust us on this one...very sweet and sexy)

6. I get turned on simply seeing seeing that I have an email/text from you.

7. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to do so.

8. Fine is never an appropiate response when I ask you how I look..never mind us asking, just compliment our effort all the time!

9. For the record I'd rather you break up with me than cheat. (NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK ITS GONNA HURT US,THIS ONE IS TRUE)

10. It's best to consult your gal pals/sisters for gift ideas.

11. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm...

a. having a fat day
b. not feeling "connected" to you
c. blackmailing you to get something I want

12. I like it when you tell me what you are thinking, even if you don't know yourself.

13. Cute, sweet guys like..Ryan Gosling, Jack Johnson, Paul Walker, James Denton, Andy Samberg = nice,sexy (Ladies, feel free to add)

14. Slimy men like..Tiger Woods, Hugh Hefner (never understood what women saw in him, yuk), Jesse James, Charlie Sheen, James Tate (sorry, but your picures say it all,no jealousy on my part here either, sublety is sexy) = so severly gross we want to vomit.

15. You did something bad, I seem cool with it. I'm not.

16. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

17. I expect you to call me.

18. Most of the time when I fanatize it's about you.

19. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we are going to the movies. We really do love the "little stuff" too..

20. If I slept over you owe me breakfast.

21. Give my breasts lots of attention.

22. If I am not feeling loved, I will start looking...

23. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white t-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

24. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.

25. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...

The rest to follow later.....

Sorry for the typo!..fantasize

People, people, people....

Please do not take this tooooooo seriously like the other one about men!!!
It's for fun...

Howev's...it's all very true!!

I don't really agree with 1, 4, and 11a, but the rest, DEFINITELY.

11. If I'm not having sex with you, I...

a- have just finished having sex with you
b- am just about to have sex with you
c- am showering between rounds
d- at work, visualizing what I want to do to you tonight
e- texting you to tell you about d 🙂

Hahah! LOVE THIS!

PP, youve never met any truly beautiful women then.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
26. They look awful without makeup.

im sorry, but its true LOL!

Well if you know anyone like this please give her number to Metaphysical.
Thanks.
Really

5 and 6 rock🙂

nothing like a txtgasm to break up an otherwise quiet day at the office!

I love giving and receiving 5
I hope guys feel the same about 6

don't say you love me unless you really mean it.