Is this (im)possible to find?

i am 100% positive its impossible to find this in our current day and age, but maybe gnomes and fairies really exist!

-doesnt drink (that means doesnt drink PERIOD)
-doesnt smoke or do drugs
-doesnt have kids
-hasnt been divorced
-no tramp stamps
-can cook (waits for the "independent women" to say im sexist)
-leads healthy life style (eats healthy, keeps fit)
-isnt fat
-intelligent
-doesnt believe everything they hear on CNN
-isnt religious
-has morals
-values a family structure
-is faithful
-is not a skeeo
-is loyal
-loves to travel
-believes in concept of soulmates
-looks younger but is my age (no pedo, but i look young for my age so i need someone who is the same)
-doesnt wear any makeup
-has a nice butt

It's not impossible to find someone like this. BUT it's def. impossible to find someone like this & yet the person looking for this kind of person ALSO fit that list. Oh it's def. possible to find someone like this but where the liklihood starts decreasing is when you start thinking about the liklihood that 2 people who passed this "test" meet eachother & somehow start a relationship AND make it last.

Finding this type of person isn't all that hard. It's KEEPING that type of person AND being that type of person yourself that is damn near impossible!

Plus, even if you find someone like this, that doesn't guarantee that you'll actually have genuine chemistry with them. Hell, for all you know, a person can have all these good traits & yet have 2 deal breaking/horrible traits that completely outweigh the fact that they meet your standards 😢

Also, some people develop these traits/habits over time. They may not be all of these things when you 1st meet them, but may instead develop these traits/habits later on. For instance, you may have just so happened to meet the most determined person coincidentally around the time they was unemployed. If you require that they must have a job & yet meet them during the 1 time of their life that they were unemployed, it'd be your luck that 2 days after you walked away from them, that they'll get a new/another job. Smh smh. And in this case, YOU actually missed out, not them

Posted by quirkyaries
i'm actually ALL of those things except i kinda have to wear makeup...lol i seriously look like chucky's bride without it lol i have a small scar on my left cheek that i have to cover up with makeup (a little accident involving a broken piece of glass. i was 10 yrs old).

if a boy showed me this list, i would soooo expect him to be all of these things as well. it's only fair, right? lol
i'm assuming you already possess these qualities yourself...?

most of the guys in my school are losers and the ones that aren't losers are either already taken or they don't want a girlfriend.
but i don't really care cuz i'm too young to date anyway

Ah, see? she is smarter than you Meta...

Rarely-doesnt drink (that means doesnt drink PERIOD)
Check-doesnt smoke or do drugs
Check-doesnt have kids
Check-hasnt been divorced
—-no tramp stamps
Check-can cook (waits for the "independent women" to say im sexist)
Check-leads healthy life style (eats healthy, keeps fit)
Check-isnt fat
Check-intelligent
I don't watch the news-doesnt believe everything they hear on CNN
I am religious, but I don't prostheltize-isnt religious
Check-has morals
Check-values a family structure
Check-is faithful
Check-is not a skeeo
Check-is loyal
Check-loves to travel
Check-believes in concept of soulmates
haha, exactly Check-looks younger but is my age (no pedo, but i look young for my age so i need someone who is the same)
rarely-doesnt wear any makeup
Check(actually quite blessed here)-has a nice butt

Pretty close anyway.

Posted by Metaphysical
i am 100% positive its impossible to find this in our current day and age, but maybe gnomes and fairies really exist!

-doesnt drink (that means doesnt drink PERIOD)
-doesnt smoke or do drugs
-doesnt have kids
-hasnt been divorced
-no tramp stamps
-can cook (waits for the "independent women" to say im sexist)
-leads healthy life style (eats healthy, keeps fit)
-isnt fat
-intelligent
-doesnt believe everything they hear on CNN
-isnt religious
-has morals
-values a family structure
-is faithful
-is not a skeeo
-is loyal
-loves to travel
-believes in concept of soulmates
-looks younger but is my age (no pedo, but i look young for my age so i need someone who is the same)
-doesnt wear any makeup
-has a nice butt

Well I find it heartening that some guys are actually looking for chicks like this. Ok, I do wear make up and enjoy a glass of wine with dinner which might explain why I find it impossible to find a dateable> spongeworthy> marriageable guy.

And bear in mind, in my age bracket I must eschew points 3 and 4 because EVERY guy seems to have already married and/or bred at least once.

man you should come meet the whores I hang with.

Life is what happens while you are busy making plans

And how many good people does one keep at bay with lists? I've pondered that from time to time.

Posted by Metaphysical
i am 100% positive that it is impossible for a man not to be retarded in our current day and age, but maybe gnomes and fairies really exist!

We think alike. It's hard cos it's not their fault, or is it? They're sneaky they are.

Most of the people with these long sophisticated & picky "lists" DON'T even possess all of those qualities themselves. Perhaps, the "perfect" or ideal person isn't coming your way, not b/c they don't exist, but b/c they had the exact same list & realized that even YOU (the person demanding damn near perfection) didn't even meet the standards on the list.

You can't withdrawl what you didn't deposit. There's nothing wrong with wanting someone whose exceptional & wonderful, BUT you TOO must be all of the very things you're so desperately asking for. And most people wrongly expect someone else to be/give all of these things when yet what THEY themselves have to offer is significantly less than. THAT'S the problem moreso than people like this not existing, is

Posted by QuietSt0rm

So I'm assuming you must look like Reggie Bush or something?

Omg can someone please look like Mr Bush ♥
*sigh*

LOL elle and Bri.

Elle
my list
make me laugh
I agree a heart beat
and older than 30
I am no Pedafile
hate it say it but she has to like sex.

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Posted by venusianbull
And how many good people does one keep at bay with lists? I've pondered that from time to time.

More like 'how much of those lists go out the window when the wind changes direction/'a girl's gotta eat'/someone needs to get laid/rich comes along ?
🙂

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🙂 Some of that, little of that, bit of this and bippedy boppedy boo!

seems to be a lot of lonely people out there.

i was being cynical about the nice butt part, had to make sure you were payin attention

how is it shallow for me to not want someone with kids already? or knows how to cook? females cant even cook rice nowadays, thats pathetic. i look young so it makes perfect sense for my partner to be the same way. thats not being shallow lol

quirtyaries- you have a small scar so you have to use makeup? come on, thats nothing. to me imperfections are more attractive than so called perfection. yes i possess all of those qualities otherwise i wouldnt expect a female to have them.

Skykomish- a tramp stamp=tattoo

i left off a major thing that is definitely impossible, so i wonder why i am myself

Posted by Metaphysical
i was being cynical about the nice butt part, had to make sure you were payin attention

how is it shallow for me to not want someone with kids already? or knows how to cook? females cant even cook rice nowadays, thats pathetic. i look young so it makes perfect sense for my partner to be the same way. thats not being shallow lol

quirtyaries- you have a small scar so you have to use makeup? come on, thats nothing. to me imperfections are more attractive than so called perfection. yes i possess all of those qualities otherwise i wouldnt expect a female to have them.

Skykomish- a tramp stamp=tattoo

i left off a major thing that is definitely impossible, so i wonder why i am myself

Now now Meta, did you mean you know SOME females that can't cook rice??
There ARE females out there that can actually cook - I know because I am one of them. (And I haven't been snapped up - no doubt due to my use of eyeliner and propensity to wash dinner down with a glass of something....)

It is not shallow to want someone who hasn't already had kids with someone else, but a lot of people DO seem to have them.

Would it be a deal breaker if you met a chick who ticked all your other boxes but she already had kids?
It's probably something you would have to weigh up at the time.

Posted by Skykomish

Rarely-doesnt drink (that means doesnt drink PERIOD)
Check-doesnt smoke or do drugs
Check-doesnt have kids
Check-hasnt been divorced
—-no tramp stamps
Check-can cook (waits for the "independent women" to say im sexist)
Check-leads healthy life style (eats healthy, keeps fit)
Check-isnt fat
Check-intelligent
I don't watch the news-doesnt believe everything they hear on CNN
I am religious, but I don't prostheltize-isnt religious
Check-has morals
Check-values a family structure
Check-is faithful
Check-is not a skeeo
Check-is loyal
Check-loves to travel
Check-believes in concept of soulmates
haha, exactly Check-looks younger but is my age (no pedo, but i look young for my age so i need someone who is the same)
rarely-doesnt wear any makeup
Check(actually quite blessed here)-has a nice butt

Pretty close anyway.

No tramp stamp...meaning, he doesn't want his girl with any tatoos; too bad for me right.....siiiike 🙂

Posted by LoveBucket

Posted by Metaphysical
i am 100% positive its impossible to find this in our current day and age, but maybe gnomes and fairies really exist!

-doesnt drink (that means doesnt drink PERIOD)
-doesnt smoke or do drugs
-doesnt have kids
-hasnt been divorced

Occasionally I spike my cup of tea with a lil Hennessy

I do not smoke nicotine

My kids are grown, my daughter (the Aries) will be married one year in a few days.

Soooooooooooooooooo, cause I got these ones in my belt, seems I'm nobody's gnome or fairie!! 🙂

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"I do not smoke nicotine"--love bucket

I feel you......but you smoke the non-nicotine option, right—

It's okay, I use it for medical reasons too......WINK

^^^ oooh bullies - sad little losers.

Sorry to read about this Quirky. Sad that these people don't have anything more interesting in their lives to do than pick on other people...wonder what scars they are covering up—
There's no concealer for an ugly personality!!

Re makeup - wear it if YOU feel like it but don't worry about what anyone else thinks. None of their business.
Really

Posted by james tate
man you should come meet the whores I hang with.

Haha

Yeh quirky! Wanna see MY scars? I have one on my cheek, one on my brow, rather dashing I think. 🙂

which cheek back or front and if its the back which side and how did you get it?

My face Tate, my younger sister was whizzing a willow branch round and round and I was in the line of fire. If I remember correctly I was all of 5 or 6 years of age.

Damn you could lie about make a good story lov
You know something about Bling and his spurs
Or Q and his whip

Posted by james tate
Damn you could lie about make a good story lov
You know something about Bling and his spurs
Or Q and his whip

Eeww...Q? No way!!!

Posted by james tate
Damn you could lie about make a good story lov
You know something about Bling and his spurs
Or Q and his whip

LOL Why lie? I'm such crap at it.

I still think you got it when you were having that wild fling with Q

Posted by QuietSt0rm

Posted by Metaphysical
i was being cynical about the nice butt part, had to make sure you were payin attention

how is it shallow for me to not want someone with kids already? or knows how to cook? females cant even cook rice nowadays, thats pathetic. i look young so it makes perfect sense for my partner to be the same way. thats not being shallow lol

I personally don't have kids so it makes no difference to me, but you could potentially miss out on a really good girl just because she has kids. Or just because she has a tattoo above her booty. Or because of her religious beliefs. What do you want, a PUPPET? Wouldn't you want a woman who can have her own identity separate from yours?? Why would her being religious matter to you one way or another?

I just think it's foolish to limit yourself like this. You've mentioned on the cap board that you want to find love and you want something real, etc.. you will find it, but only when you stop paying such close attention to all the surface stuff. It seems you're completely oblivious to the stuff that you should really pay attention to, like how they TREAT their kids if they do have kids, etc.

you may not have a problem with it, but everyone is different. i want to start a family from scratch, my kids are mine and my wifes kids. fall in love, get married, start a family. im not going to raise anyone elses seed.

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson

Would it be a deal breaker if you met a chick who ticked all your other boxes but she already had kids?
It's probably something you would have to weigh up at the time.

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yes, absolutely

Posted by Freetobe007
I'm not extremly religious, but I have a relationship with God and I talk to him all the time. .

did he give you the mega millions numbers for tonite?

Q.Would it be a deal breaker if you met a chick who ticked all your other boxes but she already had kids?
A.yes, absolutely

*****Well you had better get off your tooshie now and lock her in.
Everyone seems desperate to start punching out kiddies (guys included - I guess it takes 2 to tango) so if you want a maiden mare make haste young man.

I think if you win the lotto here no taxes I din't play but I think thats right.

That list is kinda crazy, especially if that's you in that picture, but where there's a will there's a way I suppose.

I thought it was a joke at first, tbh.

Huh?! No way.

I don't think it would be the A list for most men.

"Meta is a dude, but that's not him in the pic."

Well that makes the list much more acceptable.

I walked away from this thread for a while.. I do have tattoos. But they're not "trampy"..? They have deep significance and meaning to me. I spent YEARS thinking about them before getting them.

one of the biggest turn offs

nothing on the list picky, society is just so pathetic that im being "picky" because those qualities dont exist anymore. fuck that.

who the hell said anything about physical looks ? i didnt know that wanting someone with the same qualities (which have nothing to do with physical looks for the most part) meant that i only date supermodels.

not wanting a chick with kids or divorced= me wanting to marry halle berry? LOL shes divorced anyways

what do yall look like without makeup? hot garbage probably. you people slay me with this stuff. talking about "oh what do you look, you better look like ____ if you are expecting perfection". its actually the females who expect all these things when they cant hold their end of the bargain. talking about broad shoulders and bulging muscles when most of them are sloppy themselves. you're the one saying all these things, not me 🙂

youre right though....im obviously just some fat, bald, unattractive guy since i wont stick my dick in anything

you know what, i wish i could be like 90% of the dudes out there who are so desperate that they'd fuck anything with a vagina because they are desperate to get laid and would wife up the cum dumpsters on this planet. i really do. but i cant because thats not who i am. these dudes are absolutely lame that it disgusts me. thats why you have below average females walking around as if the world (and men) owe them something. gassed up by these pathetic lame ass dudes. maybe i should go hang out with neanderthals like james tate and pick up s.luts at the bars. im sure i could find a lot of women that way, tate's pretty popular around here with them.

but because i dont drink, smoke, have kids, or have been married yet something is wrong with ME

whats worse? me wanting a woman with no kids, doesnt drink/smoke, no tattoos or there being a 20 page thread on another message board where dudes are saying they'll marry porn stars? you tell me.

*shrugs*

i know what i want, and thats better than all the insecure people walking around. if im too picky and my standards are too high so be it.

people are funny

I think it's a blessing to find someone that you have chemistry with, that you enjoy and can get along with, someone that you fall in love with for their unique self. That's a blessing, and as long as I'm attracted, and I've been attracted to many different types, then that's all that matters. Your list has some value to it, but some of it is just ridiculous and you are potentially holding your very own soulmate at arm's length.

You talk about wanting her to believe in "soulmates"......guess what....your soulmate might have already had a child and you're going to punish yourself and not get the chance to share your life with her because of this list.

The things in your list that are of value:

-doesnt drink (a once in awhile drinker doesn't bother me, but if you feel strongly about it I do think you should stick by it.
-doesnt smoke or do drugs (drugs are a big no no)
-can cook (waits for the "independent women" to say im sexist)
-leads healthy life style (eats healthy, keeps fit)
-intelligent
-isn't religious (not my choice, but it is very important that partners share this view imo)
-doesnt believe everything they hear on CNN
-has morals
-values a family structure
-is faithful
-is not a skeeo
-is loyal

If you believe in the concept of soulmates then you know that in each lifetime a soul comes to earth in order to learn and address certain issues to further their growth as an individual and become a more evolved/perfect soul. Your soulmate may be in another era of learning. Maybe she needed to have a child in order to learn a particular lesson for her own growth. Maybe a lot of her choices or situations were specifically put into action in order for her to grow as a soul.

If you believe that your soulmate will have all the things on your list then you are just looking for your perfect mate.....not your soulmate. A soulmate is a very different thing than what you've described.

Actually, cooking should have been removed from the above list. Cooking can be learned together.

Posted by QuietSt0rm

You want a slim chick who looks younger than she is, that doesn't wear makeup and has a nice ass. And you're tripping on me for assuming that you must have big muscles and a flawless face to be demanding the same of a woman. How ironic... LOL

im not fat, so why would i wanna be with a fat chick? would you want to be with a fat dude?

i look younger than my age, thats why i would want the same

doesnt wear makeup...whats wrong with that?

has a nice ass. i guess you missed the part where i said i was joking about that

[cassidy] and i aint ugly so i need a chick just as cute [/cassidy]

what does that have to do with big muscles? lol

Posted by Bullette

You talk about wanting her to believe in "soulmates"......guess what....your soulmate might have already had a child and you're going to punish yourself and not get the chance to share your life with her because of this list.

If you believe in the concept of soulmates then you know that in each lifetime a soul comes to earth in order to learn and address certain issues to further their growth as an individual and become a more evolved/perfect soul. Your soulmate may be in another era of learning. Maybe she needed to have a child in order to learn a particular lesson for her own growth. Maybe a lot of her choices or situations were specifically put into action in order for her to grow as a soul.

If you believe that your soulmate will have all the things on your list then you are just looking for your perfect mate.....not your soulmate. A soulmate is a very different thing than what you've described.

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how do you know we dont have multiple soulmates though?

Posted by Metaphysical
who the hell said anything about physical looks ? youre right though....im obviously just some fat, bald, unattractive guy since i wont stick my dick in anything

you know what, i wish i could be like 90% of the dudes out there who are so desperate that they'd fuck anything with a vagina because they are desperate to get laid and would wife up the cum dumpsters on this planet.

^^ SNAP! I was just thinking that!

This kind of language is reminsiscent of the violent abusive mysogynist psycopath I used to live with.

I would ease up on the potty mouth there Meta - did you learn this language hanging around a tattoo parlour—

yea theres a lot of fat people in america 😢 then again mcdonalds is everywhere so im not sure moving abroad is the answer. the ignorance part is right too. you're only 19 though so there's still plenty of time for you to join the drones 🙂

and i never said i wouldnt be flexible and make exceptions. it would be hard for me to bend on some things.

"Just because someone is divorced, believes in God, wears makeup or any other trivial thing like that"

i dont consider them trivial

CL doesnt like me though and plays hard to get 😢

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson

I would ease up on the potty mouth there Meta - did you learn this language hanging around a tattoo parlour—

If you care to refer to his original post, can you imagine that chick (the chick who ticks all his boxes) standing there while he refers to women as cum dumsters?
Seriously?
I think she would be out the door in a gust of dust.

And tell me, what exactly in my post was BS———————————————?

I just re-read it and fail to see the bit that was bullshit. Please advise.

you're not helping when you mention that nice ass 😢 im going to need proof in person

RNAP i only call cum dumpsters cum dumpsters 🙂

Batuk you're from.....uzbekistan perhaps — yea i would love to travel a lot right now. the ideal life would be just going around the world for a year or 2. i've traveled internationally before but when i was younger. not sure if i'll be able to in the future, im NOT going through full body scanners! i would consider moving to a different country although i love my hometown.

still time for you to be peer pressured into those things or manipulated

i need to find me a holistic cutie