krysrenee7
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How to keep a woman
Don't get quiet on me now!
Answer the question! lol
Some of you felt that women's needs/wants were "ignored" or "left out" simply b/c a question didn't apply to you for ONCE.
For those who "freaked out" make sure you include "Must center your attention around me 24-7" as a part of your answer lol
Answer the question! lol
Some of you felt that women's needs/wants were "ignored" or "left out" simply b/c a question didn't apply to you for ONCE.
For those who "freaked out" make sure you include "Must center your attention around me 24-7" as a part of your answer lol
"How to keep a woman"
Be confident and skip the drama!!
Be confident and skip the drama!!
Posted by PiscVirgAquaFishPosted by charliebearsPosted by PiscVirgAquaFishPosted by CluelessCancer
Can we discuss the Sean Connery video please, ladies, wtf, do you think he's right in his assessment or is he just another abusive Virgo?
Maybe if he's dating a dumb broad. If a man puts his hands on me obviously he does not love his life. That's all I'm gonna say about it.
sean's still married to his wife i think.
Birds of a feather I suppose. You gotta get the right one. I'm not that one...click to expand
yeah exactly. He married an "aggressive" woman, so he's aggressive himself, and they must like it like that. Slapping and hitting eachother. No respect on both sides. If she doesn't respect to back down and he doesn't respect to not hit....it's gross all around. Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Posted by May31Baby
Feed me fuck me and shut the fuck up 😉
And then cuddle too though, im a cuddler
LOL!
1) Don't cookiemonster about my job, family, or friends.
2) Don't be a jealous or clingy cookiemonster.
3) Clean up after yourself.
...Those are my big sticking points. After that it's just:
4) Treat me decently.
5) Shag me on a regular basis.
6) Bonus points for cuddles and doing something nice every once in a while.
2) Don't be a jealous or clingy cookiemonster.
3) Clean up after yourself.
...Those are my big sticking points. After that it's just:
4) Treat me decently.
5) Shag me on a regular basis.
6) Bonus points for cuddles and doing something nice every once in a while.
I love how the list of how to keep a MAN is so much SHORTER than our lists on how to keep a woman! lmao!
How to keep a man:
1. F him
2. Feed him
3. And shut the F up
How to keep a woman:
1. Listen
2. Just like the customer is always right, well so are women lol
3. Don't cheat
4. Listen AND like it when I'm having a tantrum/girl moment/pms
5. Don't talk to any other woman on the planet other than me..ever
6. Buy me whatever I ask for
7. Don't argue with #6. Just do it
8. Brag about me to all your family/friends. A facebook collage will do
9. Don't hit/slap/push me
10. Don't leave me if I decide to beat your azz though
11. Don't ever call me insecure (you'll regret it)
12. Write down all your passwords to your bank account, twitter, facebook & email accounts "just in case" I might need to do some "research" on a rainy day
13. Tell me I still look like Beyonc? even though I've turned into Whoopi Goldberg
14. Learn how to train your body to only want sex when I want it. If it's not when I want it, you're being "selfish"
15. And MOST IMPORTANTLY, do #1-14 AND like it as you're doing them =)
LMAO!
How to keep a man:
1. F him
2. Feed him
3. And shut the F up
How to keep a woman:
1. Listen
2. Just like the customer is always right, well so are women lol
3. Don't cheat
4. Listen AND like it when I'm having a tantrum/girl moment/pms
5. Don't talk to any other woman on the planet other than me..ever
6. Buy me whatever I ask for
7. Don't argue with #6. Just do it
8. Brag about me to all your family/friends. A facebook collage will do
9. Don't hit/slap/push me
10. Don't leave me if I decide to beat your azz though
11. Don't ever call me insecure (you'll regret it)
12. Write down all your passwords to your bank account, twitter, facebook & email accounts "just in case" I might need to do some "research" on a rainy day
13. Tell me I still look like Beyonc? even though I've turned into Whoopi Goldberg
14. Learn how to train your body to only want sex when I want it. If it's not when I want it, you're being "selfish"
15. And MOST IMPORTANTLY, do #1-14 AND like it as you're doing them =)
LMAO!
Sad thing is...some women are really like that lol
Then get on these threads & post threads like, "Why did Virgo man suddenly disappear?" Lmaooooo
Then get on these threads & post threads like, "Why did Virgo man suddenly disappear?" Lmaooooo
16. F sports, spend all your time with me...in bed...eating icecream with me...After all, I should be the center of your universe anyways! Or else I'll just call you a commitment phobe
17. Don't even think about going to a strip club
18. When someone attractive walks by, train your brain to believe they're ugly or else you're "cheating" on me
19. Tell your mom to mind her dam business
20. Take it like a man when I verbally or physically abuse you on occasion. You probably deserved it anyway
21. Yes my friends & I sit up & bash you when you piss me off, but that's no reason for you to get offended or not like them, sheesh!
22. Cook for ME every day damnit! Times have changed!
23. Act like you don't notice the 76 lbs I gained after I delivered our baby
24. Be fine with it & like it when I'm late for everything b/c I spent 3 hours doing my hair, makeup & getting dressed.
25. Don't even think about watching porn. Even though I look NOTHING like I did when you met me, I should be what turns you on
26. If you have female friends who call you more than once a year, go ahead & expect for me to think you're sleeping with 1 of them.
27. You don't need any friends baby, all you need is me =)
28. Yes let's go into debt for our wedding. You won't take out a $ 100,000 loan? Ugh, you don't love me then!
29. How DARE you not do 1-28. A REAL man would!
LMAO
17. Don't even think about going to a strip club
18. When someone attractive walks by, train your brain to believe they're ugly or else you're "cheating" on me
19. Tell your mom to mind her dam business
20. Take it like a man when I verbally or physically abuse you on occasion. You probably deserved it anyway
21. Yes my friends & I sit up & bash you when you piss me off, but that's no reason for you to get offended or not like them, sheesh!
22. Cook for ME every day damnit! Times have changed!
23. Act like you don't notice the 76 lbs I gained after I delivered our baby
24. Be fine with it & like it when I'm late for everything b/c I spent 3 hours doing my hair, makeup & getting dressed.
25. Don't even think about watching porn. Even though I look NOTHING like I did when you met me, I should be what turns you on
26. If you have female friends who call you more than once a year, go ahead & expect for me to think you're sleeping with 1 of them.
27. You don't need any friends baby, all you need is me =)
28. Yes let's go into debt for our wedding. You won't take out a $ 100,000 loan? Ugh, you don't love me then!
29. How DARE you not do 1-28. A REAL man would!
LMAO
Oh yeah...and the NUMBER 1 rule: Don't you dare call me "CRAZY!" Ever....no really, like ever...Or else I'll:
1. Slash your tires
2. Post 109 statues about how much off an Ahole you are on facebook/twitter
3. Call all your friends/family & tell them how much of a douche you are
4. Blow your phone up 86 times until you listen to me threaten to do 1-3
And then go cry myself to sleep every night & seriously wonder why men run like hell once I start "liking" them
LMAO
1. Slash your tires
2. Post 109 statues about how much off an Ahole you are on facebook/twitter
3. Call all your friends/family & tell them how much of a douche you are
4. Blow your phone up 86 times until you listen to me threaten to do 1-3
And then go cry myself to sleep every night & seriously wonder why men run like hell once I start "liking" them
LMAO
Posted by krysrenee7
I love how the list of how to keep a MAN is so much SHORTER than our lists on how to keep a woman! lmao!
How to keep a man:
1. F him
2. Feed him
3. And shut the F up
How to keep a woman:
1. Listen
2. Just like the customer is always right, well so are women lol
3. Don't cheat
4. Listen AND like it when I'm having a tantrum/girl moment/pms
5. Don't talk to any other woman on the planet other than me..ever
6. Buy me whatever I ask for
7. Don't argue with #6. Just do it
8. Brag about me to all your family/friends. A facebook collage will do
9. Don't hit/slap/push me
10. Don't leave me if I decide to beat your azz though
11. Don't ever call me insecure (you'll regret it)
12. Write down all your passwords to your bank account, twitter, facebook & email accounts "just in case" I might need to do some "research" on a rainy day
13. Tell me I still look like Beyonc? even though I've turned into Whoopi Goldberg
14. Learn how to train your body to only want sex when I want it. If it's not when I want it, you're being "selfish"
15. And MOST IMPORTANTLY, do #1-14 AND like it as you're doing them =)
LMAO!
LOL!!!....seriously, reading this thread and then reading this list...it's NIGHT AND DAY!!
I think logically, "why would any man and woman even WANT to be together, look at how utterly different we are!!"
LOL well my friend, now we know why the rate of divorce is INCREASING & the rate for which men are putting rings on finger is rapidly DECREASING lmao!
Statistically men are like F this, I'm not getting married b/c if I do, I'm F'd! lol
I notice too that gender roles are changing & it seemed a lot easier to understand women & men separately when people were comfortable with those roles
But now, we're a society of rebels & we think we know it all, even though the results we keep getting show that we're very much still in denial & not wise to the real issues
More people are saying "F love" more than ever lmao
Statistically men are like F this, I'm not getting married b/c if I do, I'm F'd! lol
I notice too that gender roles are changing & it seemed a lot easier to understand women & men separately when people were comfortable with those roles
But now, we're a society of rebels & we think we know it all, even though the results we keep getting show that we're very much still in denial & not wise to the real issues
More people are saying "F love" more than ever lmao
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