coffee, chocolate, men. some things are just better rich.
sayings of Den #5
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
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1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning
with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate in front of your grandma.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
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1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning
with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate in front of your grandma.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
2 great posts that go great together.
I think perhaps freebird has been hanging around Den to much. First Bloody now chocolate sex. were will this end?
Ho Ho.. Keep reading. Get's better.
James,
I don't think there is an end to my maddness. I am in a constant stream of creation...
I don't think there is an end to my maddness. I am in a constant stream of creation...
Of creation or degeneration or degradation? Poor freebird she is to close to poor Den who is to close to DEGENERACY.
😢
I still lov you freebird and always will. But Im fickled I still luv Den to even though she is rather rude to me of late.
Thanks JT,
I am sorry that Den is being rude to you. Maybe it is due to the weather or not enough chocolate. Buy her some yummy chocolates and give her a bubble bath. 😉 and call me in the morning....
I am sorry that Den is being rude to you. Maybe it is due to the weather or not enough chocolate. Buy her some yummy chocolates and give her a bubble bath. 😉 and call me in the morning....
lol that's funny.
but al of them true.
but al of them true.
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