Soo... Any Scorpio men up?
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lol

lol

Wtf, exo, you were supposed to put a picture of a cat as your avi and type "lol."
Get with the program, here!
Get with the program, here!

Guess I'll be staying away from chocolate cake for a while.

Hopefully I won't be thinking about massive Scorpio "stingers" at the next family member's birthday party I attend, if there's going to be chocolate cake..
If there is and I am.. then hopefully no one licks the fork clean...
If they do.. they better not be making eye contact with me...
If there is and I am.. then hopefully no one licks the fork clean...
If they do.. they better not be making eye contact with me...

Yeah, I wasn't being serious, I was just workin' my humor.
You know.. workin' it. 😉
You know.. workin' it. 😉

Posted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfire
Yeah, I wasn't being serious, I was just workin' my humor.
You know.. workin' it. 😉
I bet whilst you are working it, it was also polite enough to stand up, so the ladies had a place to sit down on 😉click to expand
Of course, this way they have a nice warm seat and something firm to hold them in place so they don't fall off.
Aren't I a swell guy?

Posted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfirePosted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfire
Yeah, I wasn't being serious, I was just workin' my humor.
You know.. workin' it. 😉
I bet whilst you are working it, it was also polite enough to stand up, so the ladies had a place to sit down on 😉
Of course, this way they have a nice warm seat and something firm to hold them in place so they don't fall off.
Aren't I a swell guy?
Such a swell and wonderful guy.
So much so the ladies will have to give you a hard tight squeeze to show you exactly how swell they think you are, to express their appreciation for how firmly they are set, in their seats.
Shall they put everything in vibrate/massage mode to ease everything up?click to expand
I shall put everything on earthquake mode to roughen the edges.
This board never fails to go off the topic at hand .... Smh
Whatever...

Posted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfirePosted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfirePosted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfire
Yeah, I wasn't being serious, I was just workin' my humor.
You know.. workin' it. 😉
I bet whilst you are working it, it was also polite enough to stand up, so the ladies had a place to sit down on 😉
Of course, this way they have a nice warm seat and something firm to hold them in place so they don't fall off.
Aren't I a swell guy?
Such a swell and wonderful guy.
So much so the ladies will have to give you a hard tight squeeze to show you exactly how swell they think you are, to express their appreciation for how firmly they are set, in their seats.
Shall they put everything in vibrate/massage mode to ease everything up?
I shall put everything on earthquake mode to roughen the edges.
Ohhhh sending tremors now, is that so.
The plates are definitely moving alright...grinding, slipping and sliding. Top, over, under and everywhere.
Aiming for some aftershocks too?click to expand
When all is said and done, the intense tingling numbness will be there, yes.

Pfft, you're trouble. 😛

Always for a fellow VinS, lol.

Posted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfire
Always for a fellow VinS, lol.
Ahhhh what a gent.
Now will that lunar Aries burn? 😉 😛click to expand
What kind of burn are we talkin?

Posted by NemesisPosted by Virgosrock
This board never fails to go off the topic at hand .... Smh
what was the topic at hand? i only saw a dot.click to expand
+1 lol

Posted by NemesisPosted by SkiesAfirePosted by NemesisPosted by Virgosrock
This board never fails to go off the topic at hand .... Smh
what was the topic at hand? i only saw a dot.
+1 lol
i really also had to focus to enter this thread, that little dot was a challenge for my mouse!
and boy was i in for a surprise - wassup scorps.....pffft.
😢
click to expand
At first I was like "hahahah"
But then I "oh.. she no like us 😢"


Posted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfirePosted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfire
Always for a fellow VinS, lol.
Ahhhh what a gent.
Now will that lunar Aries burn? 😉 😛
What kind of burn are we talkin?
I don't know, two VinS are like two rocks bumping, clashing and grinding. Sparks are going to fly, now your lunar Aries just might throw in some wood chips to get a bonfire rising on and high.
What say you? Bonfire or no bonfire?
Now that we've got cake, I can bring the melon, marshmallows and balls of ice cream.click to expand
Eh, lunar Aries is more like a flamethrower.
Bring the melon, marshmallows and "balls of ice cream?"
Man, what kinda crazy shit?! 😛

Lol, this scorp in mars has got all the scorps up in flames lately, huh?

Posted by SkiesAfire
Hopefully I won't be thinking about massive Scorpio "stingers" at the next family member's birthday party I attend, if there's going to be chocolate cake..
If there is and I am.. then hopefully no one licks the fork clean...
If they do.. they better not be making eye contact with me...
I lol'd so hard 😛

Posted by SkiesAfire
Wtf, exo, you were supposed to put a picture of a cat as your avi and type "lol."
Get with the program, here!
lol 😛
Cute kitty 🙂



Posted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfire
@zenbear, Everyone else was just like "you're just an asshole" so I'm glad you found it funny. 😛
@wynter, she's a crazy little aries who loves to give me teething scars, lol. but other than that, she's a sweetie
@Cake, What mate? hm?
Your weeeee Scorp Mars that pops by every so often 😄click to expand
I don't have scorp mars, I was talking about the transit. 😛

Posted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfirePosted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfire
@zenbear, Everyone else was just like "you're just an asshole" so I'm glad you found it funny. 😛
@wynter, she's a crazy little aries who loves to give me teething scars, lol. but other than that, she's a sweetie
@Cake, What mate? hm?
Your weeeee Scorp Mars that pops by every so often 😄
I don't have scorp mars, I was talking about the transit. 😛
Wait...this is creepy...
Not only are you a fellow VinS you are a Mars in Gemini too?!
:O :O :Oclick to expand
How do you go from assuming my mars to be in scorp to gem?
That's 4 signs between them. 😛

Posted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfirePosted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfirePosted by LetthemeatcakePosted by SkiesAfire
@zenbear, Everyone else was just like "you're just an asshole" so I'm glad you found it funny. 😛
@wynter, she's a crazy little aries who loves to give me teething scars, lol. but other than that, she's a sweetie
@Cake, What mate? hm?
Your weeeee Scorp Mars that pops by every so often 😄
I don't have scorp mars, I was talking about the transit. 😛
Wait...this is creepy...
Not only are you a fellow VinS you are a Mars in Gemini too?!
:O :O :O
How do you go from assuming my mars to be in scorp to gem?
That's 4 signs between them. 😛
You said yourself your Mars conjuncts your Rising in Gem 😛
Come now, what is it...spill!
😉 😄click to expand
So if I said that previous to this thread, why did you then assume my mars was in scorp?

Posted by SkiesAfire
@wynter, she's a crazy little aries who loves to give me teething scars, lol. but other than that, she's a sweetie


Posted by Virgosrock
This board never fails to go off the topic at hand .... Smh
What topic? It's a d*mn "." What did you expect exactly————? I think you got much more than some people that actually write something.

@Wynter, What beautiful green eyes on your kitty. 🙂
@scorched, only during a casual blowjob, for some reason. Although, if someone sounds ignorant or arrogant when they speak(whether their voice, or the things they say) I'm really, really turned off. . . just.. done
Btw, how is that mars in scorp feelin' for ya?
@Cake.. why did you hide your two previous posts, huh?!
@scorched, only during a casual blowjob, for some reason. Although, if someone sounds ignorant or arrogant when they speak(whether their voice, or the things they say) I'm really, really turned off. . . just.. done
Btw, how is that mars in scorp feelin' for ya?
@Cake.. why did you hide your two previous posts, huh?!

How did it happen 4 minutes after the first, then 14 minutes after that one? hm?!
Are you a 1990 scorp, as well?
Are you a 1990 scorp, as well?
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