5 Things Every Man Should Know

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1. "i have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm." - ogden nash

LOL

1. how to properly use the toilet, i.e. putting the seat DOWN

2. how to fix something, ANYTHING, dammit. can you at least unclog the toilet? damn.

3. how to balance a checkbook

4. how to convince a woman that you are actually listening to her when she speaks

5. how to say "i love you" with words and actions

SS...i second everything you said!!!

and every man should know how to last more than 5 minutes;p

"5.Cheesecake"

a thought so profound you could almost meditate to it.

1.Even when you're wrong, you're right...
2.Women probably like your 'member' more than you do.
3.You are 'god's gift' to woman. Playing with a woman's emotions is painful to them, and will come back (years later) and bite you in he ass... somehow.
4.You came into this world with nothing... and when you leave, everything you've earned in life (except who you are), will not be coming with you. You should work on what you will be taking with you when you go.
5.You ARE 'The Man!'

1. Just do as I say and everything will be fine. 😉

^ which version of you? You're bound to cross yourself up.

Version 10.0 of course. The best and latest. All the bugs have been worked out. 🙂

Longivity in the bedroom
Longivity in the bedroom
Longivity in the bedroom
Longivity in the bedroom
Longivity in the bedroom

:p

Ferdy

Are you referring to what I said?

I am NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!I will NOT,cook,clean,do your laundry,or pay a grown ass man's bills

*pumps fists in the air*

Right on! 😄

This is funny...lol

Scorpio guys can be quite fatherly like.
yea - you know if we were to pick out fathers, I'd definitely go for Scorp

I love cooking!!! I love taking care of people too, and keeping a clean house, but I think that's cause of my OCD.

Sag moms surprisingly make a good home ! as long as they don't lose their temper !

yea lenny, I think you married your dad -it's scarry ! 😛
actually read somewhere that females will tend to seek out people that remind them of their dad - that's the only male role model they've exposed to or summat *shrugs*

If I get someone like my dad, might kill him ! rather spend the rest of my life locked up !

OK maybe not scorp but out of all the dads I've met, scorps tend to do the nurturing a lot - have the feeling they see a lot though ! NOSY !

not waits til mom gets home to do it like my Aqua dad did
tell me about it ! sheesh - was embarassed for the guy !

provide materialistically

my personality is closer to my Dad's than to my Mom's.

LOL !

"I will NOT,cook,clean,do your laundry,


Wow your as useful as a hooker.

do I know you— yup yup - in your dreams 😛

hahah, perfectly played sb. *tips hat*

they're not useless, entertainment is very important in life

that was low evan but you still ma boo

ooooh he's about to give it to me --- excuse us
*closes curtains*

sorry I'm done - see ya sucka !

oh ofa wants to take my place evan

thank you sb, so considerate

is this before or after the cuddling ofa? 😛

sorry gb

lol - got libra in your chat evan? u sound like my libra frnd

haha - evan...

bye for now ma dear - sick of the screen now 🙂

you bet