5 Things Every Woman Should Know

Fill in the blanks:

1. ____________________

2. ____________________

3. ____________________

4. ____________________

5. ____________________

For the love of God.

about life, btb...

I've seen that before. 🙂

But you have to pick the 5 most important. 😛

lolol @ Aqi

I would add that every woman should know how to pamper herself. 🙂

"be a fast runner in uncomfortable yet stylish shoes"

should be considered an art form

I don't even know how I ended up here... I so do not belong. LOL

But I couldn't ignore the chance to explain this one thing (for anyone [Ms.Pisces] who knows some of my past issues)... I ain't gonna say no names............^^^^^^^^^^^
"Every woman should know how to suck a good d1ck! :O" Now that I think about it...
That's how you FU@&ERS did it (BOTH TIMES!!!)!

**grabs the megaphone** "mmHRRRMM!!!" **megaphone feedback** "Cancerian men of the DXP message board, I would like to inform you that Pisceans have just been nominated for the 'most likely to seduce a cancer by sucking his d1ck' award..." **drops the megaphone and storms out mumbling to self** "YOU BASTARDS!!!"

lmao!

Fill in the blanks:

1. ___Time is precious_________________

2. ___Dont spend it wit no no good ass man________________

3. ___If u got money spend it___wisely____________

4. ___Men do have feelings (water signs)________________

5. ___Money equals power_________________

"women should empower themselves with it by only engaging in it when they feel like it for pleasure... not by trying to control men with it and demeaning themselves, dontcha think?"
That's why I 'fox' with (whatever) satori's sign first...

So uhhh... satori, what is your sign? LMAO!

Wrong night on the scorp board...where are the taurus women??

hahahaha

i love you.

😉

that's right, sad face.

lol

satori

i saw a woman who bore a striking resemblance to your avatar tuesday. startled the sh!t outta me. 😢 i felt so bad. didn't mean to seem rude.

**reaches out to Ms.P** ...even in frustration, you (fishes) find a way to still find a way to make me feel like 😢 is my fault, and I feel sorry for hurting you...
**gives Ms. P a 🙂**

BS

lol, you claiming to be a Cancer?

don't lie.

There's too much water in here... I g2g before I drown
**storms out again... but means it this time** LOL
"I'll be watching from the sideline ladies" XOXO

that's cool though, that pic. are you gonna do your makeup like that for El Dia de los Muertos?

lol

LOL @ AQiprugelfacedspatula

BS

If you're really a Cancer, then I challenge you to prove it. What's the secret handshake?

No.

I've never celebrated Halloween. Ever.

wait...

I KNOW b_s heard me talking to him. I sure as heck wasn't talking to the walls.

Nuh uh

**dragged back in by ScorpSuperior**
I thought you were implying B.S. as in shullbit.
Just call me broken... or shell... BS is not going to get my attention. LOL
Sorry if it seemed I was ignoring you.

he seems legit sherlock notso.

""Sorry if it seemed I was ignoring you.""

My comments were playful. Take it as a rule of thumb.

I am going to fix that you can see up my nose right now... And thank you for pointing out that booger too. I didn't notice it at first.

MsP: Yes, sort of. Besides that, I was never really interested. ::shrugs:: Come to think of it, I hardly get excited over any holiday. I've always wanted to get in the spirit of things like other folks, but....idk, never happens.

lol @ M....sherlock notos, haha

awwww, why'd you take it down, shellface? 😢

p.s. not insinuating that your face resembles a shell, but rather, i tend to add "-face" as a suffix to given nicknames.

lol

Oh, I adore Christmas. I just get disappointed when ppl turn it into something superficial. For example, when gift givers/receivers start comparing prices of gifts, or throwing fits when they don't get what they expected. It's ungrateful and selfish, and we lose site of what Christmas represents. That bothers me and I end up feeling distant during a time that's supposed to bring ppl together.

Uh oh

MsP, best not to get me started. Ever heard my preaching?

You'll want to break out the duct tape....and earplugs.

WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SAYING WHILE I PICKED MY NOSE AND UPLOADED A CLEAN-NOSED PIC?
I told you I was watching you... AND THANK YOU SATORI!!! NO BS!
...and (satori) as long as you don't tell me you're a gem... you couldn't get my soul out of the shell if I thought you would eat it... LOL

stop playin', shell.

i think it's cool that you're a photographer. i've been wanting to take a photography class for awhile now. never got the chance to do it at uni. probably have to end up auditing, or paying for the non-credit. whatev

""My twin! You are the reason I keep faith in astrology""

Trip-waters UNITE!

lol 😉

I got to go to bed ladies... Its been a blast, maybe we can pick this up tomorrow. Have a good night you all.

No, nothing pissed me off more than this one year. A woman I knew got extremely upset with me b/c she felt I hadn't gotten her a sufficient gift. Mind you, she got me NOTHING (not that I was looking for anything from her). Then, on top of that, she had the nerve to take back some of the gifts she'd purchased for her other friend, to "even" the exchange. I was rendered speechless by her behavior. She was thirty-something. Stupid, ungrateful, wench.

LOL @ Ms.P Put down the glass, hon 😉😛

""To them, love = getting and giving crap.""

- OMG, tell me about it! I don't get it at all. I tried so hard to understand this POV, but no.....nothing. I draw a blank every time someone attempts to elaborate for me.

"" but damn, it feels so good to say "no" sometimes.""

Amen.

AND AND AND....

The bitch wasn't even my friend! I was thinking in my head, "Then give me my sh!t back! You're lucky I even considered your trifling ass."

So, now what I do is discourage everyone I know, except for a select few, from buying me gifts during the holiday. Even if I get them something, I don't want them to feel obligated to return the favor, so to speak.

Generally, no matter the time of year, if I see something that reminds me of a specific person, I'll pick it up for them. Because I want them to have it, not because I'm looking for something in return. Sheesh

Amen, and amen, ladies. A relief to know I am not alone in my sentiments.

today is blingyboo's birthday

I am not sensitive to what was said about my picture. I just did that to 'fox' with you.
Besides, my 'crush' told me it was a good picture of me... for your information (maybe she likes that I'm not afraid to show my nostrils HAHA).

Now... to address the post, here are the "5 Things Every Woman Should Know":
1.When to be quiet
2.Men are not mind-readers (nor do we try to be).
3.God created woman so that man would not be alone.
4.It takes more effort for us to bend down and lift the toilet seat than it does for you to just reach out and smack it down... (besides, when have we ever asked ['bitched at'] you to go through the extra effort of lifting it for us?) this... I will never understand.
5.Men have the dicks... they make the rules. (I mean, c'mon [let's be realistic about it for one moment]... we're outnumbered by women 3 to 1, and when you throw homosexual men into the mix... I can understand why its so hard to find a man nowadays... and if you're looking for a GOOD one... that narrows the chances down substantially [being that most men are aware of this, and are screwing everyone that will let them. This is why you have serious trust issues with the right guy when he does come along.])

I'm one of those 8... but it still messes with my (cancerian [making others' problems my own]) head that even if every man (good or not... gay or straight) had a woman of his own, there would still be so many ladies out there with nobody to hold them... hence justifying lesbianism... and making it so illogical to be a homosexual man. LOL

I never said I hated anyone for it (I have friends that are)... its just not my thing. LOL
I was just saying... logically.

"A woman should have, enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to, or needs to."

No kidding, because odds are..you will NEED to at some point, if you're not already.

lol high sea

"no, justifying polygamy. women are better at sharing, but there must be a main bitch, and the rest are concu-bitches."
YO GB!!! Which category would you place HighSeasDrifter in? LOL j/k

I took what you said at first some kind of way, HSD, as if you were going right at everything I said... Then I realized that I should be thanking you for helping me to realize that women have the potential to:
1)be demanding (not that I didn't know that already)
2)be lazy fakers (pretending incompetence as a grown-up is just naive or ignorant)
3)look forward to 'banging' someone else (however indirect)
4)waste putting effort or thought into a conversation that a man actually would listen to (for the sake of getting into his pants, instead of his brain [there you have it guys... they want it more than we do])
5)hateful or jealous of our mothers... (I'm a cancer... I had to defend her LOL)

...if any woman takes this seriously (or gets offended) it was meant for you to...
...if any woman reads this and laughs... I'm glad I could entertain (it was all written in good humor, and is solely in response to HighSeas LOL)

AWWW SHIT!!! I'm sorry dawg. LOL I retract my last question...
But I will tell you, I really thought you were a concu-bitch until you clarified! LOL
...'concu-bitch' **slaps knee** LMAO!!! That's my favorite.
I guess a second divorce really bends one's sense of humor...
I caught the sarcasm (having been divorced once) and thought it was funny.
But that extra layer (and I'm sorry that you had to go through that a second time) I wasn't quite catching.

"Fact is women and men will always see shit differently."