Classic DXP Expressions

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Sea Siren
@Sea Siren
20 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 1 · Posts: 4444 · Topics: 44
1. "To make a long story short..." (followed by four full posts with no paragraph breaks)
2. "OMG, this one time at band camp" followed by a completely fictional story torn from the pages of Johanna Lindsay
3. Does this guy like me or is he just playin? He has four other girlfriends and a wife.
4. "The astrology books are ALL wrong because they say my partner and I are completely incompatible, and even though I'm constantly on here bitching about him, it is SO not true!"
5. "Yes, you're right I should walk away (but I SO will not)"




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Mystic Dreamer
@Mystic Dreamer
17 Years500+ PostsGemini

Comments: 0 · Posts: 967 · Topics: 41
Who the fucks talking about my daughter's father you stupid ugly bitch.

And who the fuck said we broke up you stupid dumb bitch.


Don't be jealous because you're single and miserable and no men want your ugly ass. And don't mention my daughter u stupid piece of shit.

Get that nose fixed.


So sick of looking at your picture.






oh I forgot SB you're a lesbian. My bad.