Dating zodiac females & males !

Just found this from a site and found it to be interesting......

ZODIAC DATING

ZODIAC FEMALE DATING
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How to date an Aries Female
March 21-April 20


If you want to keep dating an Aries female, take her on a hunting trip.
Bring an extra gun for her to shoot with. (Warning: she is capable of
shooting at you if pissed off!) Wear tight jeans, a red shirt and look
manly. Pick her up on a very loud motorcycle, but remind her you have a
private race car collection. Be Macho!

Do not talk about old girlfriends! Aries females must be the only "one".
Cooking isn't her goal in life, but adventure will get her attention! If you
act like a pushover, she'll lose interest, and look for another challenge.
Tell her she is really cool, and the most fun and exciting woman you were
ever with. (This will probably not be a lie.) She values honesty, don't
fabricate! Be careful, if this Aries female really likes you, she'll chase
you until she can propose to you. Aries females mean business and are not
recommended for timid men!


How to date A Taurus Female
April 21-May 21


If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an expensive restaurant, rub
on your soft musk, wear your silk tie, and arrive in your chauffeur driven
car. If it is paid for, you may drop that subtlety in your conversation
during dinner. Taurus females prefer tender hugs and quiet candlelight
dinners at home, prepared by you.

She'll return the love by cooking for you at her home. When mentioning the
house you would like to build, make sure you tell her about the large garden
for the kids and dogs to play in. If you are serious about her, let her know
that it wouldn't be complete without a woman's touch. She will interpret
your comment and hint about a cute little 20 carat diamond she spotted at
the jewelers. Taurus females are warm and loving! (Unless you make her mad
or jealous. Don't tell her you spent your rent money to buy drugs.) Taurus
Females are security minded, and will stick by you!


How to date A Gemini Female
May 22 - June 21


If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your mountain bike built for
two. Ask her if she would like to ride over to the bar, and shoot a game of
pool, because a lot of your buddies hang out there and they are fun! If that
doesn't work, then suggest skating, a coffee shop, or hanging out at the
bookstore. Wear casual clothes and be prepared to talk a lot. Talk about the
fascinating people you know, the intellectual types preferably. Tell her
about the book you are going to write; have some original thoughts and be
inventive! Creativity ranks high on your Gemini female's list.

You'll never know what she is thinking. She is full of surprises. You can
take her to the neighborhood bar, or to the President's Reception. She won't
embarrass you. You can find out what she really thinks of you by locating
her journal, where all her secrets are kept.

Gemini females are not tidy, so it should be lying around in plain sight.
There's lots of time before an engagement ring is necessary. Gemini females
have to fall in love with your brain first!


How to Date A Cancer Female
June 22 - July 22


If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza, and afterwards take
her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call her mother and check on the kids.
She'll think you are really a nice guy. Dress casual, and drive a family
car, or mini-van. It's ok, if you got the kids from your last divorce that
won't stop her from dating you.

Offer to barbecue at her house and compliment her cooking. (That way you get

to come back for more.) Bring the family

pffff... i must be the laziest capricorn female there ever was.

Taurus male... :p homebodies for sure! but i would disagree with the part about the messy homes... the taurean males i know are impeccable. one keeps his bathroom looking as though you'd stepped into the a bathroom at the Ritz. complete with samples of bath salts, soaks, bubbles delicately arranged on plush hand and face towels. all he needed were some mints on his pillows, but no, the fragrant bath pastille he placed there instead was more attractive. the taurean love of beauty and opulence i guess.

about the aries woman...i dont have a red shirt, will pink do?
also, my my bike may not be loud enough but I can pedal fast...heh...maybe rip off the muffler of my cadalac.

lol Branh0913.

I just lost my interest on Scorp males.

SB,

not just them, I lost my interest on men in general (again). Somehow I found out why I keep losing my interest on men, and so often!

yeah it is pretty much a crap article. It is based on stereotypes and completely miscomprehends not on the complexity of the signs but their intricacies.