Fun Facts About Scorpions

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Getting stung is no fun!

Early systemic effects include:
1) Sweating
2) Pallor (paleness of skin)
3) Tachypnea ( fast breathing )
4) tachycardia (fast heart beat)
5) hypertension (heightened blood pressure)
6) salivation (uncontrolled saliva production) with frothy sputum
7) respiratory wheezing
8) stridor (high pitch respiration sound)
9) blurred vision
10)roving eye movement
11)oculogyric crisis (cannot control eye movement)
12)slurred speech
13)dysphagia (cannot swallow properly)
14)pharyngeal spasm (cannot control much of the mouth)
15)drowsiness

Remain calm, because all of the above symptoms are aggravated by panic.

Advanced symptoms are:
1) muscle twitching (myoclonus?)
2) motor hyperactivity
3) incoordination (ataxia?)
4) increased muscle tone
5) Opisthotonos (spasm causing extreme hyperextension of body, bent over backwards)
6) over-sensitive or undersensitive muscle reflex
7) Seizure like symptoms
8) Chest pain
9) vomitting
10)gastric distension (feeling of fullness)
11)diarrhea
12)abdominal cramps
13)temperature dysregulation (abnormally high or low temperature)
14)pulmonary oedema

None of the above are psychological. They require immediate medical attention.

Late symptoms are:
1) Altered sensorium (changed sensory perception)
2) cyanosis (turns purple)
3) hypotension (low blood pressure)
4) bradycardia (slow heart rate)
5) incontinence
6) seizure
7) respiratory and cardiac failure
8) paresis - slight to complete paralysis
9) Altered Electrocardiograph (ECG for heart action potential)
10)coma

Dead victim are shown
1) to have diffuse internal bleeding (haemorrhage)
2) passive congestion
3) fatty necrosis
3) myocarditis.
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Once scorpions have invaded your home, it is extremely difficult to get rid of them unless you squish them on sight. They prefer the dark and any sort of crack or crevice. They are also extremely resistant to all pesticides. In order to guarantee that your home will not be invaded by scorpions, you must get rid of your entire landscape, remove all rocks, illuminate all dark areas and try not to have any wood anywhere.
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Parallax, you crack me up.

The differences between falling in love and being stung by a scorpion:

- You can get over falling in love
- Getting stung by a scorpion hurts, ouch. But falling in love is all pleasure, baby...even when we sting in the bedroom, just for kicks
- If you get to the hospital quick enough, you probably won't die from a scorpion's sting. But once you've fallen in love with a Scorpio, it's very difficult to find a cure.

😛 Cheesy joke time is over now. 🙂
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Yes, falling in love is a pleasure, it's only the falling out of it that stings.

I've never heard of a Stinger, but now I definitely want to try one, because the creme de menthe sounds delish. I've never tried brandy before, though. I enjoy most alcohols though (on occasion of course) so I'm sure I'd like it. lol.

And I'm up for a re-match any time, just for the hell of it.
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But what if your a scorpio who's overanalyzes everything even feelings?Whether this is a good time to disagree or am I leaping if I do this,stuff along those lines.He he I feel like a freakin virgo half the time and there isn't any virgo in the emotions department either,got 4 elsewhere but not in the main componates.Oh yeah,if you want to avoid being genarlized here for every single thing a evil scorp man has done,don't try to apply reason and commonplace situations to some of these post,it's a big kick me sign and/or scares off other users by telling them something about them is a negative from thier scorp rising.The virgo,aries and cancer boards are the most for really light hearted chit chatting,right now.