happykitsune
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Help...I think this scorpio is schizophrenic :/
Just to clear things this is my ex scorpio.
...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-
...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Isn't it way past your bedtime for a school night anyways ? 🙂
Had a late night talk with the leo and had to catch up on studying
Posted by everevolvingepithet
There's got to be something wrong. Sufjan Stevens isn't sexy/horny music.
I find him very lovely
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Aahh right. Just send the scorpio a text saying 'we agreed we're too different and I'm not sleeping with you, I'm not even going to sleep with the Leo soon I need to concentrate on my studies you see!' and put it all to rest ?
Lol of course. No nonsense here. Just gonna tell it like it is. He doesn't know the leo tho
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by happykitsunePosted by everevolvingepithet
There's got to be something wrong. Sufjan Stevens isn't sexy/horny music.
I find him very lovely
True, but 'sexy music' is kinda pushing it. It's not exactly Errol Brown levels of sexy time music is all I was saying. 🙂click to expand
He's a music major so he has different tastes in music. I just happen to like a lot of what he likes. I think he says it's sexy cus you could liken it to Bon Iver ....or Mumford and Sons.
Ain't no Rick James hahahaha
Posted by Reason
Ahaha, indeed, Kitsune got a quirky sense of humour, is it why you attract such weirdos, sista, lol?
Must be. My aries friend did say I attract the weird ones
Posted by starlover
No not a schizo just ruled by his tackle as lots of men are...add Scorpio to that and there is yer answer!!!
Tell him to go feck himself again and again and he might get the message
🙂
Lol tackle? You mean junk?
Actually one of the texts I sent was "Go fuck yourself 🙂" He responded with "only if you're here with me"
I guess I passed his "test" or whatever tho cus he ended it on a normal note and left me alone.
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by happykitsunePosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by happykitsunePosted by everevolvingepithet
There's got to be something wrong. Sufjan Stevens isn't sexy/horny music.
I find him very lovely
True, but 'sexy music' is kinda pushing it. It's not exactly Errol Brown levels of sexy time music is all I was saying. 🙂
He's a music major so he has different tastes in music. I just happen to like a lot of what he likes. I think he says it's sexy cus you could liken it to Bon Iver ....or Mumford and Sons.
3 or 4 good songs per album with those types. 🙂
Eris is on to something though, although Imma see your Rick James and raise you a De Barge, check that out.🙂click to expand
Will do.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
Posted by hiplove79Posted by happykitsunePosted by starlover
No not a schizo just ruled by his tackle as lots of men are...add Scorpio to that and there is yer answer!!!
Tell him to go feck himself again and again and he might get the message
🙂
Actually one of the texts I sent was "Go fuck yourself 🙂" He responded with "only if you're here with me"
LMAO! That is so a Scorp male attitude and response.click to expand
I know. The one time I decide to tell someone to fuck off it's a scorpio... just my luck -.-
Posted by Sagittarius89Posted by happykitsune
Just to clear things this is my ex scorpio.
...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-
How funny. My new scorpio has gotton me pregnant. And now I have to get an abortion on wednesday! Isn't life great—?click to expand
Oh o.o is that what that thread was about? I didn't read all the way through it. So you are preggo. I've had those scares before... Did you guys not pull out?
Posted by happykitsunePosted by Sagittarius89Posted by happykitsune
Just to clear things this is my ex scorpio.
...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-
How funny. My new scorpio has gotton me pregnant. And now I have to get an abortion on wednesday! Isn't life great—?
Oh o.o is that what that thread was about? I didn't read all the way through it. So you are preggo. I've had those scares before... Did you guys not pull out?
click to expand
The Preggers Scare!? It's not even Halloween yet!!!!
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
Hahclick to expand
Why do cows wear bells?
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFishPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
Hah
Why do cows wear bells?
I dunno.click to expand
Because their horns don't work!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by ScorpioFishPosted by happykitsunePosted by Sagittarius89Posted by happykitsune
Just to clear things this is my ex scorpio.
...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-
How funny. My new scorpio has gotton me pregnant. And now I have to get an abortion on wednesday! Isn't life great—?
Oh o.o is that what that thread was about? I didn't read all the way through it. So you are preggo. I've had those scares before... Did you guys not pull out?
The Preggers Scare!? It's not even Halloween yet!!!!click to expand
I looked over there and I didn't see anything about her being preggo...but I heard it straight from the horses mouth 😱 or centaur rather
Posted by ScorpioFishPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFishPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
Hah
Why do cows wear bells?
I dunno.
Because their horns don't work!!!!!!!!!!!!click to expand
Aha ha ha 😛
Posted by ScorpioFishPosted by happykitsunePosted by Sagittarius89Posted by happykitsune
Just to clear things this is my ex scorpio.
...and he just asked me if I am preggo.... I've never even had sex with him -.-
How funny. My new scorpio has gotton me pregnant. And now I have to get an abortion on wednesday! Isn't life greatclick to expand
facepalm
Aw, an abortion? Are you sure that's what you want?
😢
Sad Fishy over here...
😢
Sad Fishy over here...
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFishPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFishPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
Hah
Why do cows wear bells?
I dunno.
Because their horns don't work!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hah
click to expand
Hey, what's Dracula's favorite sport?
Posted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
I like that... I like it A LOT.
Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFishPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFishPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFishPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
Hah
Why do cows wear bells?
I dunno.
Because their horns don't work!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hah
Hey, what's Dracula's favorite sport?
Blood sports ?click to expand
Nope.
Casketball!
lol!
Posted by ErisPosted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
I like that... I like it A LOT.click to expand
A horse walks into a bar....
The bartender says...
"Hey pal, why the long face?"
Posted by ErisPosted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
I like that... I like it A LOT.click to expand
Heehee... 😄
Posted by FireDragonScorpio
abortion is NOT a form of contraception. if you're gonna do withdrawal...do it right!!
Bingo!
Posted by MebsPosted by ErisPosted by ScorpioFish
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a Schizophrenic...
And so am I.
I like that... I like it A LOT.
Heehee... 😄click to expand
Okay, here comes a vampire bat joke in the spirit of Halloween, are you ready?
A giant vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Hahah
Here's another:
Two Nuns are driving through the mountains of Transylvania one night when out of the darkness a vampire lands on the car bonnet.
Totally shaken up, the Nun in the passenger seat screams to the driver
"Sister Mary !! Whatever shall we do ?? "
Sister Mary cries
"Show him your cross Sister Joan!!! Show him your cross ! "
Acting on impulse, Sister Joan proceeds to wind the window down, leans out of the window and barks at the vampire
"Get off the bonnet, you cunt!! "
Hahahahaha!!!!
Ooooh, naughty language!!!
Definitely a PG-13 joke, fo sho!!!!
Ouch!!!!!!!
@ Kit, the OP...
Want me to call the police regarding your plea for help and the Scorpio being schizophrenic?
@ Kit, the OP...
Want me to call the police regarding your plea for help and the Scorpio being schizophrenic?
lmao god save the queen...she needs it
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